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Saturday, May 1, 2021

SHADOW OF DEATH (aka DESTROYER)

 
Front cover and spine of my official ex-rental big box VHS video of Shadow of Death (aka Destroyer) (© Robert Kirk/The Movie Store (TMS Pictures)/Sony Videos – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

As far as the world of hiring out videos from video rental shops was concerned, I was something of a late starter, inasmuch as by the time that I'd begun to frequent them on a regular basis during the 1990s, many local video shops here in the UK had already begun to close, and even the mighty Blockbusters chain store with numerous video shops the length and breadth of Great Britain as well as far beyond was fast approaching its sell-by date. Consequently, I never got around to renting out many of the videos that were once so commonly available. What makes matters far worse, however, is that a considerable number of these latter videos proved to be only available in big box, rental format, never being rereleased in the small box sell-thru video format that was available for purchase in general shops and department stores.

This meant that once the video rental shops began closing, it was well worth turning up to their closing-down sales where their now ex-rental videos could be purchased at bargain prices, and this is indeed what I did on many occasions, enabling me to buy movies that I would never otherwise be able to obtain and view (or at least not back in those pre-internet/YouTube days). I've already reviewed some of my ex-rental exotica here on Shuker In MovieLand, and tonight I watched another one.

Directed by Robert Kirk, and released in 1988, here in the UK it was entitled Shadow of Death, but in the USA it was entitled Destroyer. This was one of those big box-only movies that I'd seen so often in the video rental shops but had never got around to hiring out – nor did I ever see it in any video rental shop's closing down sale. And as I couldn't even remember its title, it seemed doomed to be of those films that had got away, never to be found again, let alone watched, by me. Last year, however, while browsing down lists of ex-rental big box videos for sale online, I saw its very distinctive cover, and in so doing discovering its title at long last. My first attempt at purchasing a viewable example with a cover in decent condition failed on both counts, but after obtaining a refund I had better success second time round.

Although I've seen Shadow of Death described elsewhere as a slasher (a genre that has never appealed to me), I can safely say that except for just a couple of extremely brief scenes, there is nothing gory about it at all. Indeed, for the most part it is much more a comedy horror/thriller than anything else (especially during the first half), added to which is an intriguing albeit never-elucidated sci fi/fantasy aspect (see later for details). This movie's two principal stars are ex-NFL American footballer turned actor Lyle Alzado and none other than Mr Psycho himself Anthony Perkins in one of his last film roles (Perkins replacing Roddy McDowall in this role at short notice).

The basic premise of Shadow of Death is that Ivan Moser (played by Alzado), an extremely powerful, wholly remorseless serial killer who is known to have raped, tortured, and murdered 24 men, women, and children, is about to be executed via the electric chair inside the prison where he is being held. He is strapped into it securely, the black hood is placed over his grinning face, and the lethal switch is pulled to its maximum extent, sending intense electrical pulses surging through his body – whereupon the prison's entire electrical system abruptly shorts out.

Fast-forward 18 months, and a movie crew has been granted permission by the authorities to film inside this now long-abandoned prison, which was closed down after a murderous onslaught had taken place there after the electrical shorting, as this had enabled the convicts to break out of their cells and go on the rampage.

The movie crew is headed by Robert Edwards (Perkins), a somewhat sleazy, immoral director of cheap, low-budget exploitation flicks. This particular one, Death House Dollies, has been written by enthusiastic writer and aspiring investigative journalist David Harris (Clayton Rohner) who hopes somewhat improbably that it will actually lead to bigger and better assignments for him. Assisting David and the other crew members on site inside the prison is his girlfriend Susan Malone (Deborah Foreman).

 
Clayton Rohner as aspiring screenwriter/journalist David Harris in Shadow of Death (© Robert Kirk/The Movie Store (TMS Pictures) – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

SPOILER ALERT – if you don't want to know what happens further in this movie, stop reading right now!

What none of them realize, however, is that this ostensibly deserted, defunct prison is not entirely deserted after all. Due to some mysterious, hitherto-unsuspected genetic capability possessed by him, Moser had actually survived his supposedly lethal embrace by Old Sparky there. However, the electricity sent pouring through him had turned him into a rampaging 'half-alive' monster of a man (think bargain-basement Hulk), even more psychopathic than before, but it had also gifted his body with the ability to heal any wounds or injuries inflicted upon him, regenerating his flesh fully and fast. (It was this particular plot line in Shadow of Death that had induced me to watch it, as I was interested to see how it would play out.) Helping to keep Moser's existence in the prison concealed from everyone is his father, Russell (Tobias Anderson), who is employed there as a guard to keep out vagrants and prying eyes.

Needless to say, it's not long before the monstrous but very mighty Moser begins surreptitiously picking off the film crew one by one, killing them in a variety of seriously unpleasant ways, until only David and Susan are left standing (barely). And just to add to their problems, Russell is also on the loose, with intentions upon them that are no less evil than those harboured by his ferociously feral offspring, whose regeneration capabilities frustrate their ever more desperate attempts to disarm and destroy him. Do they escape? Now that would be telling!

The massively muscular Alzado plays Moser with eyes-a-bulging ultra-violent malevolence that never falters for an instant. If Hercules had gone over to the dark side, this is what he would have looked like and how he would have behaved, unquestionably. True, at times his pumped-up, pent-up fury becomes not so much animated as animation, like a Manga villain made flesh, but as Shadow of Death is certainly not a movie to be taken even remotely seriously, this doesn't really matter.

Perkins as Edwards is given some delightfully dry one-liners, and no doubt felt right at home here because this movie features not one but two shower scenes! Perhaps the most interesting character is Rohner's David, who gamely takes on the cool, obligatory leather-jacketed action-hero role, albeit with stand-out and-up hair that probably required so much aerosol spray to keep it in place that it can lay claim to its very own hole in the ozone layer. Nevertheless, it is Foreman's Susan who is responsible for most of the actual action, running around at the slightest provocation and being constantly chased for almost the entire second half of the movie by the increasingly tiresome but never-tiring Moser. Disappointingly for me, the scientific reason behind his freakish survival ability is never explored or explained in any way – he just has it, end of story.

Shadow of Death is one of those movies that is sufficiently entertaining for you to keep watching it until the end, but which leaves little if any impression afterwards. Nevertheless, for me it embodied a memory retrieved from those long bygone days of video rental shops that I used to enjoy visiting so much. Hence I'm glad to have watched it tonight, and also to own it at long last, residing now alongside those varied other ex-rental big box movies that I've enjoyed tracking down over the years, yet whose very existence is quite probably unknown to most people, especially younger film fans, for whom the past – including its vista of video rental shops – is indeed a foreign country, where they definitely do things differently.

Having said that: in 2016, under its American Destroyer title, Shadow of Death was re-released in double-feature Blu Ray format, twinned with Edge of Sanity from 1989 (and also starring Perkins), but featuring its American cover artwork rather than its much more iconic Shadow of Death UK illustration that is still so fondly remembered here by ex-rental video aficionados.

If you'd like to watch an official trailer for Shadow of Death, please click here to view one on YouTube. The entire movie is also available to buy or rent there.

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Publicity poster for this movie's American Destroyer entitled-incarnation (© Robert Kirk/The Movie Store (TMS Pictures) – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

 

Friday, April 30, 2021

CARMEN JONES

 
Publicity poster for Carmen Jones (© Otto Preminger/20th Century Fox – reproduced on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

As those of you who know me well can readily affirm, I've always been mad about musicals, whether stage, screen, or both, a love imparted to me from my parents, especially my mother Mary Shuker, who introduced me when still just a small child to the wonderful shows and melodious songs of Rodgers & Hammerstein, Lerner & Loewe, Sigmund Romberg, Ivor Novello, and many more, by playing LPs of their works at home and regaling me with the engaging storylines behind each show.

As I grew older, I expanded my burgeoning musicals knowledge still further by taking in the shows and songs of Andrew Lloyd Webber, Tim Rice, Stephen Sondheim, Lorenz Hart, the Sherman brothers, Jerry Herman, Schoenberg & Boublil, and countless others, as well as adding classical music to the by-now extremely diverse array of music genres that appealed to me. And on 17 June 2018, the highly-acclaimed film version of a stage musical that I had long wanted to see, as it famously and very successfully combined musical theatre with classical music but had always hitherto eluded me, unexpectedly appeared on TV, and I was just in time to catch it. The film musical in question was none other than the incomparable Carmen Jones, based upon the 1943 stage version.

Directed and produced by the legendary Otto Preminger no less, in panoramic Cinemascope format, and released by 20th Century Fox in 1954, Carmen Jones stars Harry Belafonte, Dorothy Dandridge, and Pearl Bailey, and uniquely combines the lyrics of Oscar Hammerstein II (he of the inestimable Rodgers/Hammerstein partnership responsible for such peerless productions as The Sound of Music, The King and I, Carousel, Oklahoma!, South Pacific, and Flower Drum Song) with the sumptuous classical themes of Georges Bizet from the latter's immortal 1875 opera Carmen.

Having said that, the setting in Carmen Jones is updated from that of a cigarette factory in Spain as featuring in Carmen to an American military-run parachute-manufacturing factory during World War II. Moreover, the opera's toreador is replaced in this musical by a prize-fighter boxer. Carmen Jones memorably showcases a stunning, entirely Afro-American cast, and includes dubbing singers LeVern Hutcherson and Marilyn Horne, both possessing formal operatic ability (for although singers themselves, Belafonte and Dandridge lacked operatic training). Setting changes notwithstanding, the general storyline pays close homage to Bizet's original work.

Dandridge shines throughout in a tour-de-force performance as shameless go-getter Carmen Jones, arrested for fighting at the factory where she works, and Belafonte as naïve soldier Corporal Joe who is assigned to drive Carmen to the civilian authorities some distance away but is cynically seduced by Carmen solely as a means of escaping detention. Even though poor Joe is punished for his carelessness by being demoted to a private, he has fallen hopelessly and fatefully in love with her. Moreover, the licentious Carmen is initially taken with the idea of having Joe for herself, much to the consternation of Joe's shy but true girlfriend Cindy Lou (Olga James), but then the famous champion prizefighter Husky Miller (Joe Adams) arrives in town, and Carmen 's head, although not initially, is eventually turned, not only by the size of his muscles but also by the extent of his wealth, neither of which can Joe hope to compete with.

Doomed Joe, meanwhile, seems destined to plunge himself into one disaster after another, soon facing a lengthy sentence locked away in a military prison, so he and Carmen go on the run, leading to the petering out of their romance as Carmen, aided and abetted by her friends Frankie (Pearl Bailey) and Myrt (Diahann Carroll), selfishly seeks a better life for herself, jettisoning lovelorn Joe along the way. Passions ignite, tempers rage, and the grim shadow of impending tragedy stands silently in wait, armed and ready to deal the lethal blows at the appointed time.

Carmen Jones effortlessly transports its viewers into a heady world of lush orchestration, gorgeous singing and melodies, and a sizzling, scorching tale of fatal infatuation and torturing treachery - and all in the name of love, what else? This movie is massively recommended by me for aficionados of musicals and classical music alike, as well as for anyone who simply enjoys melodious, memorable tunes and a vibrant cinematic experience as torrid as any toreador, as pugnacious as any pugilist.

And if you don't believe me, just click here to watch an official trailer for this passionate, vivacious outpouring of raw emotion, lustful deceit, and the scintillating score of Bizet partnered with the irresistible lyrics of Hammerstein - what more could any moviegoer want?

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Saturday, April 24, 2021

LORD OF THE ELVES (aka CLASH OF THE EMPIRES)

 
Publicity poster for Lord of the Elves aka Clash of the Empires (© Joseph Lawson/The Asylum – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

Earlier tonight I watched my recently-purchased DVD of a movie that I'd only learnt about a few days previously. I know of at least three different titles for it (more about which later), but its most famous one, and which featured on its official DVD, is Lord of the Elves.

Directed by Joseph Lawson and released in 2013, Lord of the Elves is somewhat of a curiosity in terms of slotting comfortably into any well-established movie genre, because it seems unsure of whether to be a prehistory-themed docu-drama or a swords-and-sorcery fantasy. Instead, it opts to be both, at the same time, which makes for very unusual viewing to say the least. Suspension of disbelief is very highly recommended here, that's for sure!

Set 12,000 years ago on the Indonesian island of Flores (but actually filmed in Cambodia), this movie is nothing if not novel in that it focuses upon that island's fairly recently-discovered species of fossil mini-human Homo floresiensis, Flores Man, but which on account of its diminutive stature has become popularly known colloquially as the hobbit. Also represented here are the rock men, the name given in this movie to a second, larger species of fossil human, Homo (formerly Pithecanthropus) erectus or Java Man, plus a third species, the so-called giants, which in reality is our very own Homo sapiens or Modern Man. These species in turn represent three separate human empires that as far as this movie's plot is concerned are traditionally in conflict with each other, thus explaining its alternative title of Clash of the Empires. So far, so prehistoric.

But then we very swiftly and entirely unexpectedly switch from watching a film about competing fossil hominins to one that plunges headfirst into epic fantasy (or as epic as this low-budget Asylum-produced movie can stretch to) when we discover that the rock men ride around on giant winged monitor lizards that except for not breathing fire are basically dragons, and are even referred to as such by various characters in the film. And somewhere midway between fossils and fantasy straddle the likes of some earthbound but no less gargantuan monitor lizards that could chew up a real-life Komodo dragon with a single bite from their venomous teeth, plus a rampaging hairy rhinoceros that was clearly inspired far more by the woolly rhinoceros of Ice Age Eurasia than by this tropical southeast Asian region's native hairy rhino species, the Sumatran rhinoceros. There are also two immense, venom-spraying, cannibalistic spiders that are not recommended viewing for anyone with an aversion to arachnids.

The basic storyline for Lord of the Elves tells how the peace-loving, plant-eating, earth goddess-worshipping hobbits (in the H. floresiensis usage of this name, but which are also, confusingly, the elves referred to in one of this movie's titles) are regularly hunted down and seized as food by the rapaciously-carnivorous dragon-riding moon-worshipping rock men. (Incidentally, these latter entities exhibit a most unsightly, ill-fitting dentition of long pointed teeth that are decidedly unlike any human chompers that I've ever seen, and which make them look far more like vampire extras from Salem's Lot than anything known from the fossil record!)

Anyway, following one such incident, three brave hobbits are able to convince some of the equally carnivorous but rather more civilised sky-worshipping giants to join them on a hazardous quest into rock man territory in order to locate and free their recently-kidnapped hobbit kin - during which the afore-mentioned leviathanesque lizards and mega-spiders make their prodigious presence well and truly felt.

The only famous name to appear in Lord of the Elves is Christopher Judge (of Stargate SG-1 TV fame), who plays noble warrior Amthar, one of the giants who assist the hobbits in their bold quest. In terms of acting ability, Judge stands head and shoulders above the others metaphorically speaking too. The CGI monsters are by and large effective - the spiders a little too effective, to be honest - but overall this movie in my opinion never recovers from its fundamental identity crisis.

This in turn may possibly stem from the fact that Lord of the Elves was originally intended to be entitled Age of the Hobbits, the term 'hobbit' succinctly conveying both prehistoric and fantasy connotations. In 2012, however, Warner Brothers, who at that time was promoting its forthcoming trilogy of official Tolkien-sanctioned hobbit movies, was not best pleased about this title, and eventually commenced legal action against The Asylum on the grounds of trademark infringement, which resulted in the release of Age of the Hobbits being temporarily blocked. Following a title change, however, albeit to one that was still decidedly Tolkien-reminiscent, it was released in 2013.

Lord of the Elves is certainly a strange little movie (under 90 minutes long) in my view. Yet for me this is actually part of its charm, together with just enough action and sufficient monster moments to entertain.

If you'd like to watch an official Lord of the Elves trailer to visit the warring Flores folk and the ferocious fauna confronting them, be sure to click here.

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Saturday, April 17, 2021

THE PIT (aka TEDDY)

 
Publicity poster for The Pit (aka Teddy) (© Lew Lehman/Amulet Pictures/Ambassador Films Distributors/New World Pictures/Embassy Home Entertainment – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

I've just watched one of the weirdest movies that I have ever seen, after having first heard about it just a few hours earlier when it was mentioned in a video collectors group on Facebook of which I'm a member. Apparently a cult film in Canada where it was made, it's variously entitled The Pit or Teddy, was directed by Lew Lehman, and released in 1981. Its plot is virtually indescribable, but here goes anyway.

The Pit focuses upon a lonely, friendless, 12-year-old 'problem child' named Jamie Benjamin (played in superbly unsettling style by Sammy Snyders) living with his parents but shunned by the townsfolk who consider him creepy and not right. He is certainly disturbed psychologically, showing an unhealthy, blatantly voyeuristic interest in nude women, particularly his latest in a long line of live-in child minders, a pretty young psychology student named Sandy O'Reilly (Jeannie Elias), who plans on studying him for her research, and upon whom Jamie swiftly develops a major crush.

Other than Sandy, however, Jamie talks almost exclusively to his teddy bear, Teddy. So far, so strange, but here is where it gets much stranger. For when they're alone, Teddy talks back to Jamie, with an eerie voice (think Ted, but Twilight Zone Ted). Obviously, this is all in Jamie's head, we assume until one scene comes along where Sandy has just made Jamie's bed for him while he's out somewhere, then absentmindedly says "Bye, Bear" to Teddy as she closes the door, leaving the room empty, whereupon Teddy slowly turns its head and looks at the door! Spooky! Yet nothing is ever made of this bizarre subplot strand, leaving the nature of Teddy unexplained, which is itself weird.

Instead, much of The Pit is devoted to Jamie's bizarre discovery in the nearby forest's floor of a huge deep dark pit – an enormous hole down inside which four (previously five) flesh-eating troglodyte/troll monsters live. Jamie tries feeding them chocolate bars to make them his friends, throwing the bars into the pit, but when the trogs ignore them he buys them meat from the local butcher out of his small amount of savings, which is much more to their liking. But what happens when his savings run out, and his determined if dismal attempts to snatch a cow and catch some chickens all end in hysterical but abysmal failure? Why, ask Teddy for advice, of course, which Jamie duly does – and Teddy helpfully suggests that Jamie should feed to the trogs all of the people who have been mean to him!

So that is precisely what Jamie does – luring, leading, or in one case lugging the victim along in her own wheelchair through the forest till they reach the pit and fall into it. And here's another strange thing the pit is ginormous, yet no-one ever seems to notice it until it's too late. Eventually the local cops realise that the populace is rapidly diminishing, and when Jamie ties one end of a thick rope to some trees and throws the other end of it down into the pit so that the trogs can escape and find their own food, things swiftly become very messy indeed.

The Pit is a truly oddball, offbeat movie that is billed as a horror flick. Yet apart from the accidental but grisly fate that befalls poor Sandy (with 'fall' being the operative word!) and a few very brief gory moments towards the end, it's played much more as black comedy than anything else (not counting the highly uncomfortable voyeur scenes early on in the movie). Even its accompanying music sounds as if it has been lifted from a Carry-On film at times, especially in the scenes where Jamie is bringing his victims to the pit, during which the background music veers dangerously towards 'Yackety Sax', the well known piece of music that always accompanied the inevitable chase scene at the end of every episode of The Benny Hill Show back in the day. Added to all of this is a series of delightfully dry quips delivered straight to camera in totally deadpan manner by Snyders as Jamie.

Speaking of whom: I won't reveal how The Pit ends other than to say that Jamie gets his just deserts in the most fitting if unexpected of ways. Oh, and did I mention that after Sandy's dreadful albeit unintended demise, a devastated Jamie keeps seeing her as a ghostly blood-drenched apparition who sternly admonishes him when he tells lies in order to draw the scent away from him when the police come calling and starting asking awkward questions about her unexplained disappaearance?

Quite frankly, I am totally unsure what to make of The Pit, as it seems to have sampled and sewn together into a veritable cinematic patchwork quilt all manner of influences and themes from an array of very different movie genres. I've read an interview with this film's writer, Ian A. Stuart (click here), who seemingly had in mind a very different storyline for it, in which all of the weird stuff, including the trogs, were intended to be imaginary, just figments inside Jamie's twisted mind, but apparently Stuart was over-ruled, and the trogs were incorporated as real entities instead.

The Pit is very much a make-of-it-what-you-will movie, and also very much a Marmite movie (you'll either love it or hate it) that's for sure!

Incidentally, while watching Sammy Snyders playing Jamie, I was somewhat distracted for a while, because I knew that I'd seen him somewhere before – he had a very distinctive face when young – but I just couldn't place where. Then suddenly, about half way through the movie, the very tuneful theme song from the 1979 TV show Huckleberry Finn and His Friends abruptly popped into my head (click here to access it), a show that I'd watched from time to time when first screened. And then it hit me – Snyders was the actor who had played the young Tom Sawyer in it! So now you know!

If you'd like to watch an official trailer for The Pit aka Teddy to see what you make of this Canadian curiosity, please click here. Or why not go one better and do what I did? Click here to view the entire movie while it's available to watch for free on YouTube.

And to view a complete listing of all of my Shuker In MovieLand blog's other film reviews and articles (each one instantly accessible via a direct clickable link), please click HERE! 

 
Another publicity poster for The Pit aka Teddy (© Lew Lehman/Amulet Pictures/Ambassador Films Distributors/New World Pictures/Embassy Home Entertainment – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)