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Thursday, September 28, 2023

ANGEL-A

 
My official DVD of Angel-A (© Luc Besson/EuropaCorp – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

After watching, and greatly enjoying, on 20 August 2023 the Luc Besson-directed sci fi movie The Fifth Element (which I have reviewed here), why not watch another Luc Besson-directed movie on the following night, I thought to myself – so I did. This time, on 21 August 2023, it was his French-language romantic fantasy film Angel-A, helpfully provided with English subtitles on my DVD of it.

Not only directed but also produced and written by Luc Besson, and released by EuropaCorp in 2005, Angel-A is set in Paris, and stars Jamel Debbouze as André, a small-time and small-in-stature but hugely-unsuccessful scam artist and general loser all round. Consequently, he now finds himself in serious hock to various big-time Parisian criminals, all of whom are demanding that he pay them back the considerable debts that he has accrued, and quickly, as in 24 hours' time, or he will be dealt with, permanently.

With absolutely no way of being able to do so, André decides to kill himself by jumping off a bridge into the Seine, only to be beaten to it by a very tall and also very beautiful young blonde woman (Rie Rasmussen). Forgetting his own woes, André jumps into the river after this mysterious maiden and rescues her, as a result of which she promises to stay by him and help him deal with all of his troubles.

She says that her name is Angela, and, true to her word, she does indeed stay – and solve André's problems too, albeit via some highly unconventional, and sometimes totally inexplicable, means.

However, inexplicable ultimately becomes explicable, when Angela finally confesses to André that she is actually an angel – i.e. not so much Angela as Angel-A – sent down from Heaven to sort out the mess that his life has become, and reveal to him the decent, kind-hearted, loving man that has become trapped deep inside him by all of his lies, machinations, and self-hatred.

Like I say, this is a romantic fantasy, so inevitably André falls in love with his divine rescuer whom he originally rescued. But how can a mortal and an angel hope to have any kind of lasting relationship, especially when as soon as her task to redeem André is accomplished, Angela's huge but hitherto-hidden swan-like wings materialise, ready to transport her back to Heaven? (Her winged flight, incidentally, is a truly beautiful, quite literally uplifting sight to behold.)

Perhaps it's time for the angel who has taught André the meaning and reality of love to follow her own teachings?

Worth noting, incidentally – though the chances are that you won't, unless you specifically take note after having read this here: at the age of only 14, Debbouze was struck by a passing train travelling at 150 km/hr, the force of the impact causing him to lose the use of his right arm permanently. Yet you would never realise this while watching Angel-A, thanks to some deft camera work and the ostensibly casual way in which Debbouze always keeps his disabled right hand tucked inside his right-side trouser pocket. Moreover, this subtle but significant action has become his trademark throughout his movie and TV serial appearances.

Also worth noting is that Angel-A is Besson's tenth movie, and he had long claimed that he would only make ten. Happily, however, he did not keep to this, and has gone on to make several more.

I should point out that this movie includes a few fairly raunchy scenes and dialogue, hence the 15 rating for my DVD. Nevertheless, shot very atmospherically in b/w (its exquisite cinematography is by Thierry Arbogast), with wonderful background music (by Norwegian singer-songwriter Anja Gabarek), and delightful, but also often extremely potent, emotional turns from both of its leading performers, Angel-A thoroughly entranced me throughout, one of the most moving, funny, and truly captivating films that I've seen in a long time. In short, I absolutely loved every second of its relatively brief 88-minute running time, and I recommend it unreservedly!

So if you'd like to wing your way through an official trailer for Angel-A, be sure to click here to watch one on YouTube.

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Monday, September 18, 2023

THE GARDENER (aka SEEDS OF EVIL aka GARDEN OF DEATH)

 
Publicity poster for The Gardener (when released as Seeds of Evil) (© James H. Kay/KKI Films Inc/Nolan Production/Subversive Cinema – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

As regular readers of this blog will know, I have always been fascinated by films featuring monstrous or malevolent plants, especially of the scientifically-unknown variety, but the exceedingly strange mid-1970s American flick that I discovered entirely by chance online last night and watched straight away takes this whole sub-genre of monster movie along an entirely different, extremely unexpected route. Largely forgotten nowadays but truly a hidden gem in my personal opinion after having viewed it, this obscure yet fascinating feature has been marketed with a range of different titles, including Seeds of Evil, Garden of Death, and The Touch of Satan, but is best known nowadays as The Gardener, whose inscrutable eponymous character is its central focus.

Directed and written by James H. Kay, and released in 1974 by Nolan Productions, The Gardener was filmed on the Caribbean island of Puerto Rico, famous for its lush vegetation and multicoloured tropical flowers, but when it comes to botanical beauty (especially of the deceiving kind) you ain't seen nothing yet, trust me!

SPOILER ALERT! Detailed online synopses of this little-known movie are exceedingly few and far between, so I am providing one here, summarizing the most significant aspects of its plot, including its extraordinary climax. So if you don't want to know what happens in it, read no further!

The Gardener opens with a scene inside a hospital room, in which a youngish woman named Dorothy is lying asleep in bed, strapped up to various drips and clearly not in the best of health. As she slumbers a nurse brings a large bowl of unusual, brightly-coloured flowers, apparently a present from her gardener, and places them near her bed. The nurse then leaves, but as she does, Dorothy stirs, with an alarmed look on her face, and turns around, towards the flowers, presumably having detected their scent. When she sees them, she screams, and from outside the room the nurse hears a massive crash. She races inside, to find Dorothy hanging out of the bed, her face contorted with terror, and dead, as if she'd died of fright. We are then briefly shown Dorothy's funeral before the opening credits roll.

The scene then changes to Dorothy's home, where two of her acquaintances, the somewhat unworldly Ellen Bennett (played by Katharine Houghton, a niece of Katharine Hepburn) and the unequivocally worldly Helena Boardman (Rita Gam), who is also Ellen's neighbour and best friend (as well as this movie's sex-mad comic-relief character for much of it), are reminiscing following the funeral. While there, they encounter a tall, taciturn employee who turns out to be the late Dorothy's gardener, Carl (Joe Dallesandro, in his first post-Warhol movie), who had sent her those strange flowers in hospital.

As Carl's services are no longer required in Dorothy's garden, however, and as the garden of Ellen and her wealthy but inattentive husband John (James Congdon) is in need of some herbaceous TLC (well, that's Ellen's story after casting her eyes over the habitually bare-chested Carl and she's sticking to it!), she invites him to become their gardener now, which he accepts.

Within just a few weeks, Carl has entirely transformed Ellen's garden into an Edenesque paradise, with its blooms bursting forth all over, bigger and brighter than she has ever seen them before, and even blossoming out of season. Carl takes pains to decorate the interior of Ellen's home with flowers too, much to the upset of her local maids, who are disturbed not just by the flowers' seemingly unnatural growth rates but in particular by the mysterious, enigmatic Carl who has wrought such strange transformations in them. They view him as sinister and his accomplishments as witchcraft.

The annual carnival, featuring a costumed masked ball, comes along, and Ellen is persuaded by Helena's husband to dress as the Greek flower goddess Persephone, who according to classical mythology is doomed to spend six months of every year in the Underworld with her husband Hades, during which period it is Autumn and Winter in our world, but is free to return here for the remaining six months, during which period we experience Spring and Summer. Carl garlands Ellen's gown with exquisite glowing flowers (which the maids unsuccessfully attempt to discard before she can see them, as they consider them to be evil), and Ellen is enraptured by the sight of such a gorgeous costume. John, conversely, is less enamoured by it, because each time he attempts to touch her, his hands somehow become torn by the mysterious flowers' all but imperceptible yet painfully sharp thorns.

 
Joe Dallesandro as this movie's titular gardener, Carl, with Katharine Houghton as Ellen Bennett (© James H. Kay/KKI Films Inc/Nolan Production/Subversive Cinema – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

Gradually, Ellen becomes disturbed about Carl's inexplicable horticultural talents, and also about her growing attraction to him, try as she might to resist his unnerving charms – and when one evening she somehow finds herself standing in her garden's pool kissing a totally naked Carl, yet unable to remember why she was even there, she begins to agitate about his increasing presence and manipulative influence in her life, especially as she is only too aware that she knows absolutely nothing about him.

Consequently, Ellen persuades a reluctant Helena to join her in investigating Carl's background, only for Ellen to discover to her considerable alarm that all the women for whom Carl has previously worked as their gardener (including Dorothy of course) have died, and in odd, unexpected ways – all but one, that is. The lone exception is a Mrs Garcia (Anne Meacham in wonderfully creepy form), whom they visit, only to realize very swiftly that she has somehow been driven insane…by flowers. So much so that she lives entirely inside her heavily-curtained house, where sunlight cannot penetrate and where, according to her, flowers therefore cannot bloom and release their poisons. Curiouser and curiouser, as Alice would have said.

By now, Ellen has become thoroughly unnerved by Carl, but Helena considers the death toll of former employers linked to the grim grass-reaper to be mere coincidence, and that Ellen is grossly over-reacting. Nevertheless, to ease her friend's mind once and for all, Helena suggests that Ellen should sack Carl, on the pretext that he won't be needed when she and John leave for the long overseas holiday that John has recently promised her. Moreover, to soften the blow for Carl, Helena agrees – and without needing any persuasion either! – to take him on as her gardener instead. And so the switch is swiftly set in motion, albeit with much apprehension for Helena's well-being with Carl by Ellen, and with much anticipation for her own well-being with Carl by Helena!

The movie's climax arrives with unexpected swiftness and an outrageously unexpected revelation. Driving at night, Ellen fears for Helena's safety alone with Carl living on the premises of her home, so she drives at a furious pace to reach her, her head seemingly filled with the lascivious on-screen images that the viewers see of Carl with Helena amid much midnight fondling in the foliage and flowerbeds of Helena's garden. When Ellen arrives, she searches the garden and is horrified to discover Helena trapped inside a veritable cage of vegetation, her hands and arms bound firmly to its bars by thick rope-like strands of ivy and vines that are not only growing ever tighter around her but also actually appear to be sprouting from her. Helena is shrieking in terror, so Ellen races off to fetch some shears to cut through the binding plants, but returns instead with a gardening sickle.

Seemingly driven out of her own mind with horror at what has happened, Ellen swings the sickle down again and again at the ivy and vines, with wild, indiscriminate fury, apparently oblivious to the gruesome fact that she is chopping not only the plants but also Helena's arms and hands, as they and the plants are now as one, thereby causing Helena to scream in excruciating pain and uncontrollable fear, before finally collapsing, dead.

The commotion has attracted Carl's attention, and he appears out of the darkness, bare-chested as ever, his eyes glowing with fervor, exhilaration, triumph, who can say? But as he gazes fearlessly at Ellen, ready to claim her as his next victim, she suddenly pulls out a revolver and shoots him at close range. Shocked and, for the very first time, on the receiving side of persecution and danger, Carl flees, closely pursued by Ellen, intent upon ending his deadly, murderous spree forever. But then, abruptly, he stops stock still and faces her, stretching his arms upwards. And then, to Ellen's total disbelief, Carl…

This is a very timely point at which to mention that over the years Joe Dallesandro has attracted criticism from some film buffs, who have claimed that his acting performances are wooden (conversely, I've seen several of his films and totally disagree with their opinion), but if ever there was a role in which he truly needed to act wooden, this is the one – because…

As Ellen stares in total disbelief, Carl begins growing larger, and larger, transforming, transmuting, transmogrifying, transfiguring, until his astonishing, inexplicable metamorphosis is complete – towering over Ellen where just moments earlier Carl had been standing with arms upstretched, there is now a huge, demonic tree!

Yet somehow, despite being confronted by this supernatural monstrosity, Ellen's mind breaks free of the chains of fear that had momentarily held it rigid, enabling her to race away to fetch what is needed to conquer Carl, or whatever he is now.

Moments later, Ellen returns with a can of petrol (gasoline) that she hurls all over the tree, soaking its trunk – and then she throws a lighted match at it. The petrol catches fire immediately, resulting in an explosive conflagration that wholly engulfs the vile entity as Ellen stands and watches at a safe distance.

Eventually morning breaks, and she is still standing there, as sunlight filters down through the garden, lighting up the incinerated, burnt-out wreck of a massive tree, a tree that had previously been a green-fingered, murder-minded gardener named Carl.

 
Carl transforming into a tree in The Gardener (© James H. Kay/KKI Films Inc/Nolan Production/Subversive Cinema – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

As you can tell, The Gardener is no ordinary monster plant movie, that's for sure! In fact, I'm not actually sure what it is. It is generally classed as a horror movie, and yet except for the last few minutes, beginning when Ellen starts hacking away maniacally at poor doomed Helena before confronting Carl as Carl and then as a diabolical tree, it is conspicuously horror-lite. True, there was the brief opening scene of Dorothy expiring in the hospital courtesy of Carl's fatal flora, and every so often there is some suspenseful music playing in the background, but that's it. Even the supernatural elements are hinted at rather than made manifest prior to the dramatic climax, with the single exception of a brief scene set in Ellen's garden, when Carl holds her hand over a flower and she is shocked to see the flower instantly expand to twice its size.

Nor are any explanations offered for the strange, eerie events being witnessed by this movie's viewers. First and foremost: what exactly is Carl? His intimate, psychic rapport with plants, which extends to his incredible, preternatural capability to transform into one, readily demonstrates that he is not human. More like a were-tree, in fact, than anything of the mammalian persuasion!

And what is Carl's purpose, his motive, for killing all of his employers? What does he benefit from doing so? All that seems to happen is that he is shunted from one garden to another, instead of staying put at one particular garden where he would surely derive sustained pleasure from ensuring that it is maintained to its greatest possible (even impossible!) potential via his uncanny powers.

Visually, The Gardener is beautiful to look at, replete with glowing colours and captivating imagery, most especially during the carnival scenes, which as a connoisseur of masquerade masks I particularly enjoyed (click here to check out some from my own collection within my review of the movie Night Train To Venice aka Train To Hell). There is a rich abundance of classic 1970s chic and kitsch too – including the music score, for much of the time anyway (when it's not heralding some disquieting occurrence, that is, usually of the floral kind). But when it comes to elucidating the actual plot to which all of this sun-drenched and moon-lit spectacle provides an elegant, edifying backdrop, answers come there none.

Despite a long and varied acting career, Joe Dallesandro remains best-known for his early movies directed/produced by Paul Morrissey and Andy Warhol, such as Flesh, Trash, Heat, Lonesome Cowboys, Flesh For Frankenstein, and Blood For Dracula. However, The Gardener, his first movie beyond the Morrissey/Warhol period of his career, began his journey down some very different acting pathways.

Speaking of which: another of Dallesandro's post-Morrissey/Warhol fantasy/horror movies that I'd like to view (and review) but have yet to chance upon in a reasonably-priced DVD format is Black Moon, released a year after The Gardener. In it, he plays a mysterious telepathic mute youth named Lily, alongside an atypically portly, greenish-brown unicorn that does talk. I strongly suspect that another decidedly strange movie watch lies ahead with Black Moon!

As for The Gardener, if you'd like to watch this cinematic curiosity in its entirety, simply do what I did after discovering it last night – watch it for free on YouTube, by clicking here. Or click here to view a somewhat blurry trailer for it.

Finally: to view a complete chronological listing of all of my Shuker In MovieLand blog's other film reviews and articles (each one instantly accessible via a direct clickable link), please click HERE, and please click HERE to view a complete fully-clickable alphabetical listing of them.

 
The official Subversive Cinema DVD of The Gardener (© James H. Kay/KKI Films Inc/Nolan Production/Subversive Cinema – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

 

Wednesday, September 13, 2023

THE FIFTH ELEMENT

Publicity poster for The Fifth Element (© Luc Besson/Gaumont/Gaumont Buena Vista International – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

My movie watch on 20 August 2023 was, at long last, the 1990s English-language but French-made sci fi classic The Fifth Element (I'd previously viewed on many occasions the famous scene from it featuring a blue opera-singing alien diva – more about which later – but never the full movie before).

Directed, conceived, and co-written by legendary French director Luc Besson, with costume designs by none other than Jean-Paul Gaultier, and released in 1997 by Gaumont Buena Vista International, The Fifth Element is set mostly in the 23rd Century. It stars Bruce Willis as Korben Dallas, formerly a SOF major but now a laconic Humphrey Bogart-like flying taxi-cab driver,, into whose airborne cab falls a strange young woman named Leeloo (Milla Jovovich).

Leeloo turns out to be the titular fifth element, aka the Supreme Being, who, when in the presence of four activated mystical stones representing the four classical elements of fire, air, earth, and water, can emit divine light that will destroy an immense ball of fire constituting ultimate evil that is heading towards Earth in order to annihilate every living organism on the planet.

Assisting this sinister sphere is an Earth industrialist named Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg (Gary Oldman in best OTT comic-book villain mode), who engages the assistance of a group of decidedly ugly, vicious aliens named Mangalores to help him locate these stones. But also seeking them are Korben and Leeloo, assisted by venerable priest Vito Cornelius (Ian Holm), who has acquired some ancient, arcane knowledge concerning the crucial significance of the five elements in saving Earth.

But where are these vital stones hidden? Not where I was expecting them to be, that's for sure! Speaking of which: don't miss – not that anyone possibly could – the outrageous interstellar TV compère Ruby Rhod (played gloriously by Chris Tucker in a very restrained, understated manner – NOT!!!), who propels high camp to a whole new dimension, in every sense!

Based upon what was presented in various trailers for it that I'd watched in the past, I'd anticipated that this movie would be very serious, heavy-going viewing (which is probably why I never got around to viewing it in its entirety before). So I was pleasantly surprised by its tongue-in-cheek, relatively light-hearted delivery, with some great sight gags and plenty of pithy one-liners (not to mention the phenomenal extravaganza that is the afore-mentioned Ruby Rhod!), as well as some awesome action scenes – and, above all, that fantastically exotic alien diva, Plavalaguna (played by French actress Maiwenn Le Besco) with her incredible voice. Click here to view, and listen to, the full version of Diva Plavalaguna's sublime vocal performance of her truly sensational song, 'Diva Dance' – a stupendous fusion of soaring operatic arpeggios and insistent electronic backbeats).

 
Diva Plavalaguna, played by Maiwenn Le Besco (© Luc Besson/Gaumont/Gaumont Buena Vista International – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

Although Diva Plavalaguna is played by Maiwenn (at that time in a civil relationship with director Besson), her extraordinary vocals are supplied in part by Albanian opera singer Inva Mula (and lip-synched by Maiwenn), because the operatic portion of 'Diva Dance' is in fact the aria 'Il Dolce Suono' from Italian classical composer Gaetano Donizetti's famous opera Lucia de Lammermoor, written by him in 1835. However, the reason why I note that Diva Plavalaguna's vocals are supplied in part by Mula is that this alien's full singing range transcends Mula's and, indeed, every other human's – or so everyone believed back then.

For it had been created by incorporating into Mula's performance some additional, synthetic vocals that had been generated using a computer. Amazingly, however, in subsequent years a number of real-life female performers have successfully emulated Diva Plavalaguna's supposedly unattainable vocals when performing 'Diva Dance' – and so too, astonishingly, has at least one male singer, the incredible Dimash Kudaibergen (click here for a stupendous performance of 'Diva Dance' by him in 2017).

During its long production history, The Fifth Element saw some interesting star names considered at one time or another for various of the main roles. Of particular note is that the flamboyant singer Prince was the original first choice for the role of the unequivocally unconventional Ruby Rhod, but he was unable to accept due to schedule clashes (Michael Jackson was also considered at one point, as was Jamie Foxx). Moreover, Mel Gibson and Jean Reno were both considered for Korben, plus Julia Roberts for Leeloo, before the roles went to Willis and Jovovich respectively.

The Fifth Element is a highly entertaining, fast-paced, visually sumptuous space-themed adventure of the traditional Boy's Own variety –  or, to put it another way, if Indiana Jones had ever ventured forth into the vastness of Outer Space instead of penetrating the archaeological inner spaces of terrestrial ancient history, this movie might well have been the result!

So if you'd like to take a brief, virtual flying taxi ride through the fast, furious, and fantastical world of The Fifth Element and sample for yourself just a smidgen of the drama and delights that it has to offer, be sure to click here to view an official trailer for it on YouTube.

Finally: to view a complete chronological listing of all of my Shuker In MovieLand blog's other film reviews and articles (each one instantly accessible via a direct clickable link), please click HERE, and please click HERE to view a complete fully-clickable alphabetical listing of them.

 
My Ultimate Edition DVD of The Fifth Element (© Luc Besson/Gaumont/Gaumont Buena Vista International – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

 

Thursday, August 31, 2023

AZUR & ASMAR: THE PRINCES' QUEST

 
My official UK DVD of Azur & Asmar: The Princes' Quest (© Michel Ocelot/Mac Guff Ligne/The Weinstein Company/Diaphana/Lucky Red – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

My movie watch on 23 August 2023 was the English-dubbed version of a truly resplendent, splendorous computer-animated French/Spanish/Belgian/Italian collaboration film entitled Azur & Asmar: The Princes' Quest.

Directed and written by Michel Ocelot, and released in its original French version in 2006 by The Weinstein Company, Azur & Asmar: The Princes' Quest presents an original but Arabian Nights-inspired story that tells of Azur, the son of a cruel Western nobleman, and Asmar, the son of Azur's hired nanny, Jénane (voiced by Hiam Abbass), of Middle Eastern heritage but who rears Azur and Asmar together as brothers. When Azur becomes a youth, however, his father sends him away to be educated by a private tutor in the city, and mercilessly dismisses Jénane and Asmar, throwing them out onto the streets, penniless.

Years later, when both are now adults, Azur (Cyril Mourali) and Asmar (Karim M'Riba) happen to encounter one another in Asmar and Jénane's Middle Eastern homeland across the sea from Azur's, but whereas Azur is welcomed and feted by Jénane (who has become a wealthy merchant) as her long-lost son in all but name, Asmar is resentful because of the way in which they had been treated by Azur's father.

Moreover, they share the same desire - to seek out, rescue, and marry the magical and very beautiful but currently imprisoned Djinn Fairy (Thissa d'Avila Bensalah), thereby making them rivals, at least to begin with. But they soon realise that they need to put aside past grievances and work together as the loyal brothers they were back in their childhood days, if at least one of them is to stand any chance of succeeding in confronting and conquering the many dreadful perils that await them on their quest.

These include defeating a rapacious scarlet lion and the equally ferocious simurgh bird, and correctly choosing between the outwardly identical Door of Shadows and Door of Light, the former leading to death, the latter leading to the Djinn Fairy. But will they succeed, and, even if they do, who will marry the Djinn Fairy?

Employing a very ingenious blending of 3-D computer animation for the characters with traditional 2-D painted backgrounds, and heavily influenced by Algerian and Maghreb art and architecture, the sumptuous multicoloured result is visually dazzling and totally exquisite, as are the music themes and alluring, bewitching songs.

This is at least for me a one of a kind animated movie, unlike any that I have seen before, and I totally adored all 95 minutes of it.

And to see for yourself, click here to view an exquisite trailer for Azur & Asmar: The Princes' Quest on YouTube.

Finally: to view a complete chronological listing of all of my Shuker In MovieLand blog's other film reviews and articles (each one instantly accessible via a direct clickable link), please click HERE, and please click HERE to view a complete fully-clickable alphabetical listing of them.

 
Original French theatrical poster for Azur & Asmar: The Princes' Quest, depicting the mighty scarlet lion and the scintillating simurgh bearing the two heroes in their quest to locate the Djinn Fairy (© Michel Ocelot/Mac Guff Ligne/The Weinstein Company/Diaphana/Lucky Red – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

 

Sunday, August 13, 2023

THE SECRET OF DORIAN GRAY

 
My official UK VHS video of The Secret of Dorian Gray (© Massimo Dallamano/Sargon Film/Terra-Filmkunst/Towers of London Productions/Constantin Films/American International Pictures/Republic Pictures – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

My movie watch on 10 August 2023 was my VHS video of the fantasy/horror film The Secret of Dorian Gray, a joint Italian-German-British production.

Directed by Massimo Dallamano, who also co-wrote its screenplay, and released in 1970 by Constantin Films and American International Pictures, The Secret of Dorian Gray (also variously released as The Sins of Dorian Gray, The Evils of Dorian Gray, and, simply, Dorian Gray) is of course based upon Oscar Wilde's famous but only novel, The Picture of Dorian Gray (1891), which in turn was based upon Wilde's own shorter novella of the same title that had been published the previous year.

There have been several other notable movie versions of this novel but, as far as I know, this present one reviewed by me here is the only such version set in the modern day, i.e. the late 1960s, rather than in Wilde's Victorian time period. Consequently, there are such singular sights to behold as double-decker buses driving through Dorian's home city of London and Dorian himself wearing jeans.

Otherwise, the movie stays pretty faithful to the twisted tale of how the youthful, incomparably handsome, and originally benevolent Dorian becomes so enamoured by a spectacular almost full-length painting of himself produced by artist friend Basil Hallward that he wishes in quasi-Faustian style to stay forever young and for the painting to age instead. Inexplicably, Dorian's wish comes true, forcing him to lock the ever-changing painting out of public sight in his attic (and telling no-one about what is happening with it, until Basil comes calling one fateful fatal day...).

Moreover, because he never ages, Dorian is able to indulge in all manner of sins, vices, and perversions, secure in the secret knowledge that no trace or clue of such debauchery will ever pervade and corrupt his perfect, unblemished visage, appearing instead upon his portrait, which becomes ever more dissipated and hideous. However, fate has a nasty knack of catching up with people like Dorian, who consider themselves beyond retribution...

Dating back as far as 1910, there have been many other big- (and small-) screen versions of this fantastical philosophizing tale, originally told in such bedazzling prose that only Wilde could have penned. These have featured such diverse stars in the title role as Hurd Hatfield, Jeremy Brett, John Fraser, Shane Briant, Peter Firth, Josh Duhamel, David Gallagher, and Ben Barnes, to name but a few. There was even a female Dorian Gray, played by Belinda Bauer, in the 1983 TV movie The Sins of Dorian Gray (in a memorable twist to the familiar tale, Dorian here is an actress and photographic model who stays forever young, and it is her audition videotape's portrayal of her that ages).

In this present movie, however, the noxiously narcissistic Dorian is played to perfection in best blond-haired/blue-eyed (as Wilde himself had described him) but also suitably swinging-60s himbo style by Helmut Berger. He is ably supported by Richard Todd as Dorian's doomed artist friend Basil; by Marie Liljedahl as Dorian's cruelly-demoralised, abandoned lover Sybil Vane; and by Herbert Lom in truly excellent form as the mesmerizing but malign, hedonistic, and wholly amoral Sir Henry Wotton, who initially lures but subsequently overtly leads Dorian ever further down the dark, decadent road to his ultimate, inevitable damnation.

The Secret of Dorian Gray is an always interesting, visually sumptuous movie updating of Wilde's macabre Victorian chiller, but its tagline describing Dorian readily confirms that Wilde's integral storyline remains unchanged: "He is twenty-one. He has been twenty-one for almost half a century".

If you'd like to watch The Secret of Dorian Gray free of charge and in its entirety, you can currently do so on YouTube by clicking here. Or click here to check out an official theatrical trailer for it on YouTube.

Finally: to view a complete chronological listing of all of my Shuker In MovieLand blog's other film reviews and articles (each one instantly accessible via a direct clickable link), please click HERE, and please click HERE to view a complete fully-clickable alphabetical listing of them.

 
Helmut Berger as Dorian Gray gazing jealously at Basil's newly-completed painting of him, envious that unlike himself the painting will never age (© Massimo Dallamano/Sargon Film/Terra-Filmkunst/Towers of London Productions/Constantin Films/American International Pictures/Republic Pictures – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)
 

Saturday, August 5, 2023

WARBIRDS

 
My official UK DVD of Warbirds (© Kevin Gendreau/New Symphony Pictures/Clockwork Planet/Curmudgeon Films/Sci-Fi Channel/GEM Entertainment/Optimum Home – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial air Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

My film watch on 11 July 2023 was the wartime-themed monster movie Warbirds, which I'd owned on DVD for ages but had never previously got around to watching.

Directed (and co-written) by Kevin Gendreau, and released as a TV movie in 2008 by the Sci-Fi Channel, Warbirds is set in the closing weeks of WW2, when a team of American WASPs (Women's Airforce Service Pilots) is commissioned to transport via B-52 bomber plane some American soldiers on a top-secret mission carrying a highly classified cargo. However, they are forced to land on a tiny uncharted Pacific island when their survival is threatened by an immense storm. There they encounter three Japanese aviators, the last survivors of a company whose members have been killed by supposed 'dragons'.

Far from being mythical, however, these monsters swiftly reveal themselves to be giant pterosaur-like creatures (the movie's titular warbirds), albeit armed with toothy jaws and long tails that only the most primitive pterosaurs sported, according to the fossil record. They are also a fetching shade of royal blue; but as far as fetching is concerned, their sole intent is to fetch prey for themselves and their offspring, by swooping down upon the stranded humans and carrying them aloft.

Much tedious bickering ensues throughout the film between the three parties – the female pilots, the male American soldiers, and the male Japanese aviators – plus, in typical monster movie fashion, their numbers grow ever more depleted as, one by one, they are abducted or slaughtered by the pterosaurs.

The two American parties attempt to repair their bomber plane, assisted by the Japanese aviators – but these latter have wily plans, to steal and escape on it once repaired. By the time that the bomber has been rendered airborne (together with the Japanese's own downed Zeros to serve as its protective flankers) and free from a veritable phalanx of pursuing pterosaurs, however, the only survivors are two of the women pilots – and that is only because the bomber's top-secret cargo has been inadvertently jettisoned down onto the island, entirely obliterating it and all of its living flying fossils.

Yes indeed, the cargo was an atom bomb (one supposedly pre-dating the Hiroshima example), and which was planned to be dropped upon Japan in order to end the war – but you'd already guessed that. I know I had, from about 10 minutes into the movie.

The CGI pterosaurs are visually impressive, especially for a low-budget movie like this one, albeit equipped with the decidedly unrealistic ability to catch up with aircraft flying in excess of 300 mph! Conversely, the plot is entirely predictable, and I'm informed by those who are au fait with such matters that there are various military-themed errors present (not an area of expertise for me, however, so I'll have to take their word for it). Having said that, even I did wonder how and where the Japanese aviators had managed to obtain on this remote, uncharted, hitherto-uninhabited island a readily-identifiable US military truck, and why the atom bomb hadn't had its fuse removed for obvious safety reasons before being stowed aboard the bomber plane (yet it clearly hadn't, which is why it exploded over the island).

Also, the cast list includes no major names (Brian Krause of Charmed fame being the biggest, playing the American soldiers' terse, authoritarian leader, Colonel Jack Toller). Nevertheless, Warbirds makes entertaining if unchallenging viewing, or at least it did for me – an easy-going, popcorn & cryptozoology, creature-feature way to pass 85 minutes.

If you'd like to experience a very close feature-length encounter with the titular monsters of  Warbirds, please click here to view this entire movie free of charge on YouTube.

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Saturday, July 1, 2023

THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN

 
My official UK DVD of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (© Stephen Norrington/Angry Films/International Production Company/JD Productions/20th Century Fox – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

My movie watch on 11 April 2023 was yet another of those long-promised but never-till-now-fulfilled film viewings – this time it was the early 2000s big-budget fantasy movie The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (plus one lady, as it turns out).

Directed by Stephen Norrington, and released in 2003 by 20th Century Fox, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is set in 1899, but within an alternate, steampunk-themed Victorian universe, and the League's membership is as eclectic as it is exclusive (played, moreover, by a glittering host of acting stars).

Namely: legendary explorer Allan Quatermain (played by top-billed Sean Connery in his last on-screen film appearance), the picture-phobic Dorian Gray (Stuart Townsend), Dr Jekyll (Jason Flemyng) (and Mr Hyde, natch!), Captain Nemo (Naseeruddin Shah) aboard his Nautilus, an invisible Cockney pickpocket/thief named Rodney Skinner (Tony Curran), and very seductive Dracula-acquainted vampire Mina Harker (Peta Wilson), plus American Secret Service Agent Tom Sawyer (Shane West). In short, the League is a kind of Victorian precursor to today's super-hero clans.

They have been assembled by the British government's representative, M, to save the world from an impending World War – the grandiose, insane plan of a cryptic super-villain known only as The Fantom (Richard Roxburgh), but with innumerable high-tech war machinery at his disposal, having captured a team of top scientists to do his bidding (otherwise their kidnapped, imprisoned families will all be killed). But this is just the beginning...

The movie is a masterpiece of subtle misdirection and sleight of hand, with the League discovering almost too late that it has a traitor in its midst, a double agent working for the Fantom – but  who is that masked Fantom?

If not Michael Crawford, might it be none other than the Napoleon of Crime himself, the nemesis of master sleuth Sherlock Holmes, and who happens to share his surname with one of my FB friends? Now that would be telling, but do keep a sharp lookout for a slew of subtle identity-revealing inferences along the way!

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is loosely based upon Volume 1 of the eponymous graphic novel/comic-book series by Alan Moore and Kevin O'Neill (I use the word 'loosely' because it diverges extensively from the characterisations and plots in this series, which in turn antagonised some comic-book purists). And as revealed above, it incorporates many famous literary characters and works from a number of eminent Victorian writers.

These include the likes of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, H. Rider Haggard, Gaston Leroux, Herman Melville, Edgar Allan Poe, Robert Louis Stevenson, Bram Stoker, Mark Twain, Jules Verne, H.G. Wells, and Oscar Wilde. In addition, Sax Rohmer's fiendish Fu Manchu was originally intended to appear, but was subsequently dropped, and at the studio's own request the Twain character of Tom Sawyer was added in order to attract American audiences, bearing in mind that most of the other lead characters were derived from British or French literary works. I've also been informed that Dorian Gray was not in the original source material, but as I haven't read any of that yet, I can't confirm this myself – does anyone know for sure? If so, please post details below this review – thanks!

As you'd expect from such a no-expenses-spared blockbuster as this one, the special effects on display in one form or another throughout The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (including a CGI-enhanced Mr Hyde) are mind-blowing (not to mention Venice-obliterating!) – this ain't no Asylum or SyFy Channel offering, that's for sure! Also well worthy of praise is its spectacular steampunk-influenced design and set decoration (most notably that of Nemo's incredible Nautilus ship), with painstaking attention to even the most minute details.

Needless to say, therefore, the film critics hated it on principle, but it did big business at the box office and especially via subsequent rentals and DVD sales.

So if you're happy to suspend disbelief from the word go, and just run with the pyrotechnics rather than the plot, you'll have a great time in the company of this league of truly extraordinary gentlemen (plus lady). I know I did!

If you'd like pay a brief visit to the League yourself and experience a tumultuous taster of the veritable rollercoaster ride awaiting you in the full movie, be sure to click here and here to watch a couple of official trailers for The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen on YouTube. But after the wholesale destruction wrought in it by the battle between good and evil, I certainly don’t envy whoever is tasked with reassembling Dorian Gray's library – just sayin'…

Finally: to view a complete chronological listing of all of my Shuker In MovieLand blog's other film reviews and articles (each one instantly accessible via a direct clickable link), please click HERE, and please click HERE to view a complete fully-clickable alphabetical listing of them.