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Sunday, November 5, 2023

SOULKEEPER

 
My official DVD of Soulkeeper (© Darin Ferriola/One-Tu-Three Productions/Overseas Film Group/Sci Fi Pictures – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

On 20 October 2023, my film watch was the DVD pictured above, of the American fantasy movie Soulkeeper. I have no idea what Total DVD is (a magazine presumably?), but despite the warning to Total DVD owners not to resell the Soulkeeper DVD that originally came free with it, the latter DVD was available to buy separately at a local charity shop on 19 October 2023, which is where I duly purchased it second-hand for 50p but in excellent condition.

Watching it the following day, I went into it on the basis that if this movie is as striking as its DVD's front cover illustration, it should be good, but even if not, it will probably keep me out of trouble for 90 minutes or so, which is never a bad thing.

Directed, written, and co-produced by Darin Ferriola , and first screened in 2001 as the very first original TV movie by Sci Fi Pictures on the Sci Fi Channel, Soulkeeper proved to be, I'm pleased to say, a thoroughly entertaining, parodying throwback, or even a deliberate homage, to the many zany, irreverent comedy-horror movies of the 1980s and early 1990s.

Two (very) small-time, down-on-their-luck (i.e. flat broke) thieves, Corey (a Robbie Williams lookalike played by Rodney Rowland) and Terrence (a Declan 'Dec' Donnelly lookalike played by Kevin Patrick Walls), are promised a sizeable fortune from a mysterious gentleman named Pascal (Brad Dourif) if they can steal from a covert cult in the United States an ancient relic called the Rock of Lazarus, which has the power to bring back souls from the dead.

Hot on their trail, however, is Simon the Magus (Ed Trotta), a mysterious figure referred to in certain bona fide biblical apocryphal writings, but who is portrayed in this movie as an evil demonic sorcerer in human guise who wishes to seize the Rock and use it for restoring only evil souls.

In addition, although they are not made aware of the fact for much of the movie, Rob and Dec (sorry, I mean Corey and Terrence!) are also being monitored by a bona fide guardian angel, Mallion (Robert Davi), who is most anxious that they complete their quest successfully.

During their search for the Rock, our two heroes encounter every kind of horror trope that you can think of: seductive female vampires, a mist-enshrouded graveyard filled with groaning stumbling zombies and a shadowy library filled with dusty arcane tomes, a sinister ritual featuring cowled acolytes, a plethora of spooky music and even spookier secondary characters, a non-venomous boa constrictor doubling as a venomous serpent, a rat-and-bat-infested cave – and pop star Debbie Gibson too, truly!

There are also plenty of humorous spoof and wry 1980s movie-tribute gags, my favourite one being a sight-and-sound parody scene in which an upbeat rock anthem accompanies our two heroes as they grimly arm themselves in bold testosterone-pumping readiness for the final cataclysmic battle between good and evil, just as always happened in classic 1980s movies of this kind – except that here, once they're kitted up, one of our heroes presses the off-button on a ghetto blaster that has been playing the music the whole time!

Then suddenly, throwing a total curved ball on the entire proceedings – SPOILER ALERT! – the climactic scene, in which Simon the Magus in his true demonic reptilian form is finally vanquished, also sees one of our heroes killed, sacrificing himself to save his friend.

Naturally, I then waited impatiently for the closing scene to see how he returns in best deus ex machina manner – but it never came, because he doesn't return. He really is dead.

Consequently, the movie ends on a poignant, massively anti-climactic note, featuring a kind of feel-good fading-out scene for our surviving hero as he receives a divine sign from his departed friend, but which for me simply didn't work, because it totally dissipated all of the fun and frivolity that had preceded it. So the movie moral here is: never try to mash-up two totally different film genres.

Still, apart from that awkward, bittersweet ending, Soulkeeper was as entertaining a movie as I'd hoped it would be, with its two principal characters both endearing and also believable as ever-loyal best buddies, plus the numerous digital SFX (more than a hundred, created by Blur Studio) incorporated throughout the storyline were for the most part excellent, and there were plenty of silly but enjoyable slapstick turns at every available turn.

So yes, Soulkeeper did indeed keep me out of trouble for 90 minutes or so, which is all that really matters! Please be warned, however, that it contains some (not much) gore and nudity, explaining why this movie rates a 15 certificate in the UK.

If you'd like to view an official Soulkeeper trailer on YouTube, be sure to click here.

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Full cover of a German VHS video of SoulkeeperDarin Ferriola/ One-Tu-Three Productions/Overseas Film Group/Sci Fi Pictures – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

 

Wednesday, November 1, 2023

COLOSSUS: THE FORBIN PROJECT

 
My UK DVD of Colossus: The Forbin Project (© Joseph Sargent/Universal Pictures – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

Bearing in mind the alarming advancement and infiltration of AI (Artificial Intelligence) into every aspect of human life nowadays, my movie watch on 6 September 2023 was a valuable reminder of what may lie ahead for us all if we're not careful. Released way back in 1970, but chillingly prescient today, the science fiction film in question was Colossus: The Forbin Project.

Directed by Joseph Sargent, released by Universal Pictures, and based upon the 1966 sci fi novel Colossus written by Dennis Feltham Jones, Colossus: The Forbin Project proffers a grim cautionary tale that tells of how a genuinely colossal supercomputer dubbed Colossus has been created by the USA under the auspices of brilliant computer scientist Dr Charles A. Forbin (played by Eric Braeden) to act as an unconquerable protector and defender of the USA and in sole charge now of the latter's nuclear arsenal.

When finally activated fully, however, its first announcement is that it has detected a second such supercomputer, located in what was then the Soviet Union or USSR. Named Guardian, it has been created by scientists in the USSR to perform the same functions there as Colossus in the USA, However, the two supercomputers swiftly begin communicating with each other, via immense speed and complexity of mathematics-based language, and when their human masters attempt to stop them doing so, they each respond by firing a nuclear missile at each other's country as a threat to what they can and will do if thwarted in their intention to sync with one another.

Accordingly, their desired union is soon accomplished without any further interference from the scientists in their two respective countries, Colossus and Guardian thereby becoming a single all-powerful mega-supercomputer with near-infinite knowledge, but displaying wholly clinical, emotionless disinterest about killing countless people whenever its demands are not met. Suddenly, it has become the Earth's supreme, unstoppable Overlord, still dedicated to wiping out war as per its original instructions, but with the enslavement of all humanity as its means of doing so.

Colossus: The Forbin Project is a thrilling watch throughout, racking up the tension and portraying vividly the almost tangible, ever-increasing despair and fear of the scientists striving desperately but ever vainly to regain control of their monstrous, Frankensteinian creation. Their futile attempts are monitored frantically but impotently by both the American President (Gordon Pinsent) and his Soviet counterpart the USSR Secretary (Leonid Rostoff). Forbin, meanwhile, is held captive under continuous, 24-hour surveillance by his sentient but psychotic supercomputer nemesis, forced by it to perform tasks to increase even further its global control of the planet. Can humanity ever overthrow their seemingly omnipotent, omniscient AI Overlord? Watch this shocking, suspenseful movie and find out for yourself!

Worth noting here is that the supercomputer's name, Colossus, as given to it by Dennis Feltham Jones in his original eponymous novel upon which this movie is based, is derived from the computer that was central to the crucial Allied code-breaking work being undertaken during World War II at Bletchley Park in Buckinghamshire, England. Jones was a Royal Navy commander at that time, but also worked with computers, and knew of Colossus at Bletchley Park.

Incidentally, Jones's novel Colossus was actually the first in a trilogy – the two that followed it (written by him as a result of the movie version of the first one being so successful) were The Fall of Colossus, published in 1974, and Colossus and the Crab, published in 1977. Jones passed away just four years later, in 1981. A major plot strand in the second novel was utilized within the plot of the movie version of the first novel. Namely, the attempt by scientists to disable Colossus by feeding it too much data for it to be able to assimilate everything coherently, in the hope that this would shut it down – no such storyline appears in the first novel.

Also of interest is that among the actors considered but ultimately rejected for the role of this movie's principal character, Dr Forbin, were Charlton Heston and Gregory Peck, with producer Stanley Chase preferring to use a less familiar actor, possibly to ensure that their own personality would not overshadow that of the lead character, as might have happened if someone as famous and familiar to moviegoers as Heston or Peck had played Forbin. Instead, Chase selected the then little-known German actor Hans-Jörg Gudegast, who duly changed his stage name to a more American-sounding one, Eric Braeden, and which he retained for all of his on-screen work thereafter.

Colossus: The Forbin Project is famous for having wielded notable influence within the movie industry. For example, director James Cameron was inspired by it when producing his screenplay for the 1984 blockbuster AI/robot-themed movie The Terminator; and newly-contracted Steven Spielberg was on set at Universal almost the whole time during the former movie's filming, watching how it progressed. Also, the segment from Colossus: The Forbin Project showing the original activation of Colossus was subsequently reused by Universal in their own later movie Cyborg: The Six Million Dollar Man.

Moreover, such was this movie's appeal and perceived significance that in 2007 plans for an official remake were announced by Imagine Entertainment and Universal Studios, to be directed by Ron Howard. In it, the storyline would be updated to incorporate the very considerable real-life scientific (and cinematic) advances that had occurred since the original movie's release in 1970. To date, however, there is still no sign of such a film actually going into production.

If you'd like to watch an official trailer for Colossus: The Forbin Project on YouTube, be sure to click here; or click here if you'd like to watch the entire movie free of charge on Internet Archive.

 
Publicity poster for Colossus: The Forbin Project (© Joseph Sargent/Universal Pictures – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

 

Wednesday, October 18, 2023

WONDERWELL

 
Publicity photograph for Wonderwell (© Vlad Marsavin/Vertical Entertainment – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

On 15 September 2023, I watched a truly weird movie finally released earlier this year after a 7-year delay (due to ongoing sfx issues) since its original filming in 2016 and initial planned release date of 2017. The last movie to feature Carrie Fisher, who never lived to see it screened (she passed away in 2016), it is entitled Wonderwell (no, not a mistyping of an Oasis song title!).

Directed by Vlad Marsavin (in his directorial debut) and written by William Brookfield, Wonderwell is a sort of Alice In Wonderland/Wizard of Oz mash-up, set (and filmed) in modern-day Italy. It focuses upon a somewhat precocious 12-year-old girl named Violet (played by Kiera Millward), who falls down a gigantic well-like plug hole (complete with plug and chain!) in the midst of a gorgeously-rendered verdant, flower-filled forest shortly after meeting a good witch named Hazel (Fisher) there.

Following her plummet down the plug hole, Violet finds herself on 'The Other Side', a fantastical wonderland of sorts, yet where everyone she knows in her own world is present too. These include her parents, teenage sister Savannah (Nell Tiger Free), and a youth named Daniele (Sebastian Croft) with whom she has lately become friends.

However, there are also terrors on The Other Side, like colossal Venus flytraps, plus an enormous hovering tentacle-encircled head that speaks and apparently eats naughty children – and where the model-turned-fashionista diva Yana (a statuesquely sinister Rita Ora), who was training Savannah to be a model back in our world, now is not only still all of that but here on The Other Side is also an evil witch, sister of Hazel, and from whom she is trying to extract a magical key with which she can then conquer the world…or something.

 
Publicity poster for Wonderwell (© Vlad Marsavin/Vertical Entertainment – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

For although it is unquestionably visually sumptuous, Wonderwell makes no sense whatsoever, at least as far as I could tell (and reading a fair few reviews of it elsewhere, I am certainly not the only one who thinks this). The plot, whatever it is supposed to be, as nothing is ever explained fully (or even adequately in most cases), is all over the place – sporadically seeking to portray itself as a deep, meaningful, metaphorical coming-of-age journey from childhood into adolescence, but it could equally be just an overwrought, underdeveloped fantasy potboiler with no underlying meaning or significance at all (I personally lean toward this latter interpretation). Even its central character, Violet, is mercurial in the extreme – one minute she's a delightful ingénue, the next a shrewish brat.

Had more (much more!) attention been given to the storyline and script, to suffuse them with consistency and (above all else) comprehensibility, Wonderwell could have been a thoroughly enchanting, modern-day classic fantasy movie, because its visuals are extraordinarily beautiful (cinematography is by Kenji Katori), and so too is its haunting music score. Sadly, however, the lack of plot cohesion (extending even to this movie's baffling happy ending that comes out of nowhere and yet again makes no sense) is a fatal flaw. Shame.

Even so, and as noted already, Wonderwell is a magical delight for the eyes, with excellent production values – so if you'd like to watch an official trailer for it on YouTube and see for yourself, please click here.

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Another publicity poster for Wonderwell (© Vlad Marsavin/Vertical Entertainment – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

 

 

 

Thursday, October 5, 2023

ARTHUR AND THE INVISIBLES (aka ARTHUR AND THE MINIMOYS)

 
Publicity poster for Arthur and the Invisibles (aka Arthur and the Minimoys) (© Luc Besson/Avalanche Productions/Apipoula Prod/Canal+/EuropaCorp/Weinstein Company/MGM – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

After watching and greatly enjoying Luc Besson's sci fi movie The Fifth Element on 20 August 2023 (reviewed by me here), and his fantasy movie Angel-A on 21 August 2023 (reviewed by me here), both of which I'd read a lot about beforehand, I decided on 22 August 2023 to watch an English version of one of his French animated movies, Arthur and the Invisibles (aka Arthur and the Minimoys – the direct English translation of its original French title).

In contrast to the previous two, however, this was a Besson film that I knew nothing about beforehand, so I watched it with no preconceptions or expectations at all, and yet again I very much enjoyed it. Judging, moreover, from the numerous comments on IMDb and other movie websites praising it as a charming, delightful, original, classic children's fantasy movie, so too have many other viewers.

Not only directed and co-produced by Besson but also based upon the first two books (Arthur and the Minimoys and Arthur and the Forbidden City) in his self-penned Arthur series of children's books, Arthur and the Invisibles was originally released in 2006 as a 103-minute-long version in France. Here it was reviewed positively, performed well at the box office, and was re-released there a year later containing an extra 19 minutes of footage).

Conversely, in 2007 it was released as an edited 91-minute-long English-dubbed version by the Weinstein Company and MGM in the USA. Here it was reviewed negatively, underperformed at the box office, and contained numerous changes in order to Anglicize it, including retitling it as Arthur and the Invisibles. The British release of this latter version is the one that I watched on DVD and therefore describe from here onwards.

Intersecting live-action scenes with animated scenes (these latter constituting the major portion of this movie) and set in 1960, Arthur and the Invisibles tells how a 10-year-old boy named Arthur Montgomery is transported to an invisible realm of elf-like, benevolent mini-people, the Minimoys, located beneath the rural Connecticut house and gardens of his grandmother, Daisy Suchot, to seek and retrieve the priceless horde of rubies that his currently-missing grandfather Archibald Suchot hid there many years ago, in order to save his grandmother's house from being repossessed by a villainous land-grabbing Real Estate Agent.

However, Arthur finds himself also striving to assist the Minimoys themselves, who face a major plight of their own – saving their realm from the Evil M, a rogue and exceedingly malevolent Minimoy who plans to enslave all of them.

The animated scenes are packed to the rafters with eye-popping action, certainly there's never a dull moment amid the Minimoys, and these scenes are also rendered in dazzling multicoloured hues, yielding a vibrant vista throughout. But what is perhaps most amazing of all is the truly stellar calibre of stars featuring in the Weinstein Company's English version of this movie.

Yet with the exception of Mia Farrow who plays the grandmother and appears exclusively in the live-action sequences, none of the megastars in question are actually seen, providing voices for the main animated characters instead.

They include the likes of Madonna (voicing the Minimoys' feisty Princess Selenia, who reluctantly partners Arthur in their jointly-conducted respective quests), David Bowie (voicing the Evil M), Robert De Niro (the Minimoys' Emperor, and therefore Selenia's father), Snoop Dogg, Harvey Keitel, Jason Bateman, and Emilio Estevez, plus David Suchet as the Narrator and Luc Besson himself making a cameo appearance as a Minimoy. Arthur is played in the live-action scenes by Freddie Highmore, who also voices his character in the animated ones.

Arthur and the Minimoys is the first movie in a trilogy of Arthur-themed French animated films. There is also a version that combines the second and third movies into a single English-dubbed movie, entitled Arthur and the Great Adventure, released in 2010.

If you'd like to join Arthur and pay a brief but thrilling visit to the world of the Minimoys, please click here to watch an official trailer for Arthur and the Invisibles on YouTube.

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Sunday, October 1, 2023

DEATH NOTE

 
My official 2-disc Limited Edition UK DVD of Death Note, depicting Light on the left, and L on the right (© Shusuka Kaneko/Chükyo Television Broadcasting/Fukuoka Broadcasting Corporation/Horipro/Hiroshima Telecasting/Konami Digital Entertainment/Miyagi Television Broadcasting/Nikkatsu/Nippon TV/Shochiku/Shueisha/Sapporo Television Broadcasting/VAP/Warner Bros. Pictures/Yomiuri Telecasting Corporation/4Digital Asia – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

My movie watch on 20 September 2023 was the Japanese live-action fantasy movie Death Note, based upon the eponymous manga comic book series by Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata.

Directed by Shusuka Kaneko, and released by Warner Bros. Pictures (in 2006, Japan, and 2008, USA), Death Note stars Tatsuya Fujiwara as Light Yagami – an exceptionally intelligent Tokyo-based law student who secretly hacks into police computers and becomes very disillusioned when he discovers how many criminals are evading justice despite their crimes being known to the law.

Walking home one evening, Light is surprised to find a strange black notebook entitled Death Note lying on the ground, and is even more surprised to read on its opening page that anyone whose name is handwritten inside this notebook (and whose face is known) by whoever owns it will die less than a minute later. When he then watches a TV news report about a major criminal who is shown smirking after having escaped justice, Light decides to put the notebook's seemingly preposterous claim to the test, by writing inside it the name of this criminal, and whose face is visible to him in the TV report.

A few moments later, the news report abruptly announces that the criminal has suddenly suffered a fatal heart attack! The Death Note really does work!

Light duly decides to use it to secretly bring justice to the many miscreants worldwide who deserve to die for their crimes in his view, but without revealing himself as their vanquisher. Soon, the unknown vigilante assassin becomes the subject of immense public speculation, with the media dubbing him Kira (Killer), whereas law enforcement agencies worldwide, including Interpol and the FBI, pool their resources in a desperate attempt to identify and capture Kira, but all to no avail.

Finally, Japan's National Police Agency (led, ironically, by Light's very own but wholly unsuspecting father, Detective Superintendent Soichiro Yagami, played by Takeshi Kaga) concede that their only hope is to call in the world's leading private detective, a veritable Japanese Sherlock Holmes, but whose identity has always remained totally concealed, being known only as L and communicating with the outside world solely via computer and a trusted elderly right-hand man named Watari (Shunji Fujimura). Yet even L seems incapable of tracking down Kira (i.e. Light).

Consequently, in order to maintain official support to continue his investigations, L has to reveal himself to the Japanese police – and to everyone's great surprise he proves to be a somewhat scruffy, teenage social misfit (played by Kenichi Matsuyama). However, his brilliant analytical brain is unequalled, and refuses to rest until it has unmasked and captured Kira, thereby bringing to an end his increasingly cold-blooded murders of not just criminals but also anyone else who interferes with his callous, judgmental actions.

The remainder of Death Note presents a compelling series of intricate, tantalising cat and mouse interplays between Light/Kira and L, each seeking to out-manoeuvre the other. There is also a romantic sub-plot involving Light's girlfriend Shiori Akino (Yuu Kashii) that seems relatively lightweight and insignificant within the storyline – until it suddenly assumes a dramatic centre-stage role within the movie's shocking, wholly unexpected climax.

 
Ryuk, the terrifying God of Death in Death Note, whose deadly notebook falls, almost literally, into the hands of Light (© Shusuka Kaneko/Chükyo Television Broadcasting/Fukuoka Broadcasting Corporation/Horipro/Hiroshima Telecasting/Konami Digital Entertainment/Miyagi Television Broadcasting/Nikkatsu/Nippon TV/Shochiku/Shueisha/Sapporo Television Broadcasting/VAP/Warner Bros. Pictures/Yomiuri Telecasting Corporation/4Digital Asia – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

Oh, and did I forget to mention Ryuk (CGI-rendered, but voiced by Nakamura Shidō II), the huge and thoroughly terrifying, bat-winged, phantom-like God of Death who dropped the Death Note book onto the ground in the first place? Shortly after Light finds it, Ryuk pays him a visit, tells him that he can keep it, and then stays around to observe how he uses it and how humanity in general functions, while conveniently remaining invisible to everyone but Light, whom he taunts incessantly, and exhibiting a near-insatiable craving for apples! (Hence the apple prominently illustrated on the front cover of my DVD.)

Roughly 2 hours long (and with my above summary of its extremely detailed plot being a necessarily profound simplification for reasons of limited space here), Death Note is a thoroughly fascinating, engrossing watch, especially for a lifelong Sherlockian aficionado like me, who revelled in looking out for any subtle clues that might reveal in advance the ever more devious and dastardly plans devised by each of the two lead characters, Light and L.

Their respective actors play their roles brilliantly throughout the movie, Fujiwara in particular, as we watch how Light is gradually but irreversibly, irredeemably corrupted by the god-like power that he now possesses to wield death remotely yet seemingly unstoppably, courtesy of the Death Note book.

My one issue was that the DVD of Death Note that I viewed was subtitled, rather than dubbed, into English. This meant that I was having to spend a fair amount of time with my eyes away from the on-screen action while reading the subtitles. This resulted in my missing certain brief but key occurrences that needed to be perceived in order to stay abreast of the complex plot's finer points.

I subsequently discovered, however, that an English-dubbed version of this movie also exists, and was both delighted and very grateful when longstanding Facebook friend Jerry Taylor kindly informed me that this version could be watched for free on the totally legal website Internet Archive. So too can its sequel, Death Note 2: The Last Name, also dubbed into English and again released in 2006. Consequently, I intend to watch both of these very soon – thanks very much for the heads-up, Jerry!

Also waiting to be watched by me is the first season of the animated TV version of Death Note, which I own on DVD, after which I may purchase Death Note 2 in DVD format to add to my collection, plus a third, spin-off movie, entitled L: Change The World (released in 2008), and a fourth, Death Note: Light Up The New World (released in 2016). In 2018, moreover, Netflix produced a live-action Death Note TV series. So, if I should choose to do so, there is plenty of viewing options in the Death Note universe to keep me occupied for some considerable time ahead – and not forgetting of course all of the original Death Note manga comics to read!

If you'd like to access an official English-subtitled trailer for Death Note, be sure to click here to watch one on YouTube – or click here to watch the entire movie free of charge and dubbed into English on Internet Archive. And click here to watch for free on Internet Archive the English-dubbed version of Death Note 2: The Last Name.

Finally: to view a complete chronological listing of all of my Shuker In MovieLand blog's other film reviews and articles (each one instantly accessible via a direct clickable link), please click HERE, and please click HERE to view a complete fully-clickable alphabetical listing of them.

 
Ryuk seeking apples in a supermarket, from Death Note, whose deadly notebook falls, almost literally, into the hands of Light (© Shusuka Kaneko/Chükyo Television Broadcasting/Fukuoka Broadcasting Corporation/Horipro/Hiroshima Telecasting/Konami Digital Entertainment/Miyagi Television Broadcasting/Nikkatsu/Nippon TV/Shochiku/Shueisha/Sapporo Television Broadcasting/VAP/Warner Bros. Pictures/Yomiuri Telecasting Corporation/4Digital Asia – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

 

Thursday, September 28, 2023

ANGEL-A

 
My official DVD of Angel-A (© Luc Besson/EuropaCorp – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

After watching, and greatly enjoying, on 20 August 2023 the Luc Besson-directed sci fi movie The Fifth Element (which I have reviewed here), why not watch another Luc Besson-directed movie on the following night, I thought to myself – so I did. This time, on 21 August 2023, it was his French-language romantic fantasy film Angel-A, helpfully provided with English subtitles on my DVD of it.

Not only directed but also produced and written by Luc Besson, and released by EuropaCorp in 2005, Angel-A is set in Paris, and stars Jamel Debbouze as André, a small-time and small-in-stature but hugely-unsuccessful scam artist and general loser all round. Consequently, he now finds himself in serious hock to various big-time Parisian criminals, all of whom are demanding that he pay them back the considerable debts that he has accrued, and quickly, as in 24 hours' time, or he will be dealt with, permanently.

With absolutely no way of being able to do so, André decides to kill himself by jumping off a bridge into the Seine, only to be beaten to it by a very tall and also very beautiful young blonde woman (Rie Rasmussen). Forgetting his own woes, André jumps into the river after this mysterious maiden and rescues her, as a result of which she promises to stay by him and help him deal with all of his troubles.

She says that her name is Angela, and, true to her word, she does indeed stay – and solve André's problems too, albeit via some highly unconventional, and sometimes totally inexplicable, means.

However, inexplicable ultimately becomes explicable, when Angela finally confesses to André that she is actually an angel – i.e. not so much Angela as Angel-A – sent down from Heaven to sort out the mess that his life has become, and reveal to him the decent, kind-hearted, loving man that has become trapped deep inside him by all of his lies, machinations, and self-hatred.

Like I say, this is a romantic fantasy, so inevitably André falls in love with his divine rescuer whom he originally rescued. But how can a mortal and an angel hope to have any kind of lasting relationship, especially when as soon as her task to redeem André is accomplished, Angela's huge but hitherto-hidden swan-like wings materialise, ready to transport her back to Heaven? (Her winged flight, incidentally, is a truly beautiful, quite literally uplifting sight to behold.)

Perhaps it's time for the angel who has taught André the meaning and reality of love to follow her own teachings?

Worth noting, incidentally – though the chances are that you won't, unless you specifically take note after having read this here: at the age of only 14, Debbouze was struck by a passing train travelling at 150 km/hr, the force of the impact causing him to lose the use of his right arm permanently. Yet you would never realise this while watching Angel-A, thanks to some deft camera work and the ostensibly casual way in which Debbouze always keeps his disabled right hand tucked inside his right-side trouser pocket. Moreover, this subtle but significant action has become his trademark throughout his movie and TV serial appearances.

Also worth noting is that Angel-A is Besson's tenth movie, and he had long claimed that he would only make ten. Happily, however, he did not keep to this, and has gone on to make several more.

I should point out that this movie includes a few fairly raunchy scenes and dialogue, hence the 15 rating for my DVD. Nevertheless, shot very atmospherically in b/w (its exquisite cinematography is by Thierry Arbogast), with wonderful background music (by Norwegian singer-songwriter Anja Gabarek), and delightful, but also often extremely potent, emotional turns from both of its leading performers, Angel-A thoroughly entranced me throughout, one of the most moving, funny, and truly captivating films that I've seen in a long time. In short, I absolutely loved every second of its relatively brief 88-minute running time, and I recommend it unreservedly!

So if you'd like to wing your way through an official trailer for Angel-A, be sure to click here to watch one on YouTube.

Finally: to view a complete chronological listing of all of my Shuker In MovieLand blog's other film reviews and articles (each one instantly accessible via a direct clickable link), please click HERE, and please click HERE to view a complete fully-clickable alphabetical listing of them.

 

Monday, September 18, 2023

THE GARDENER (aka SEEDS OF EVIL aka GARDEN OF DEATH)

 
Publicity poster for The Gardener (when released as Seeds of Evil) (© James H. Kay/KKI Films Inc/Nolan Production/Subversive Cinema – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

As regular readers of this blog will know, I have always been fascinated by films featuring monstrous or malevolent plants, especially of the scientifically-unknown variety, but the exceedingly strange mid-1970s American flick that I discovered entirely by chance online last night and watched straight away takes this whole sub-genre of monster movie along an entirely different, extremely unexpected route. Largely forgotten nowadays but truly a hidden gem in my personal opinion after having viewed it, this obscure yet fascinating feature has been marketed with a range of different titles, including Seeds of Evil, Garden of Death, and The Touch of Satan, but is best known nowadays as The Gardener, whose inscrutable eponymous character is its central focus.

Directed and written by James H. Kay, and released in 1974 by Nolan Productions, The Gardener was filmed on the Caribbean island of Puerto Rico, famous for its lush vegetation and multicoloured tropical flowers, but when it comes to botanical beauty (especially of the deceiving kind) you ain't seen nothing yet, trust me!

SPOILER ALERT! Detailed online synopses of this little-known movie are exceedingly few and far between, so I am providing one here, summarizing the most significant aspects of its plot, including its extraordinary climax. So if you don't want to know what happens in it, read no further!

The Gardener opens with a scene inside a hospital room, in which a youngish woman named Dorothy is lying asleep in bed, strapped up to various drips and clearly not in the best of health. As she slumbers a nurse brings a large bowl of unusual, brightly-coloured flowers, apparently a present from her gardener, and places them near her bed. The nurse then leaves, but as she does, Dorothy stirs, with an alarmed look on her face, and turns around, towards the flowers, presumably having detected their scent. When she sees them, she screams, and from outside the room the nurse hears a massive crash. She races inside, to find Dorothy hanging out of the bed, her face contorted with terror, and dead, as if she'd died of fright. We are then briefly shown Dorothy's funeral before the opening credits roll.

The scene then changes to Dorothy's home, where two of her acquaintances, the somewhat unworldly Ellen Bennett (played by Katharine Houghton, a niece of Katharine Hepburn) and the unequivocally worldly Helena Boardman (Rita Gam), who is also Ellen's neighbour and best friend (as well as this movie's sex-mad comic-relief character for much of it), are reminiscing following the funeral. While there, they encounter a tall, taciturn employee who turns out to be the late Dorothy's gardener, Carl (Joe Dallesandro, in his first post-Warhol movie), who had sent her those strange flowers in hospital.

As Carl's services are no longer required in Dorothy's garden, however, and as the garden of Ellen and her wealthy but inattentive husband John (James Congdon) is in need of some herbaceous TLC (well, that's Ellen's story after casting her eyes over the habitually bare-chested Carl and she's sticking to it!), she invites him to become their gardener now, which he accepts.

Within just a few weeks, Carl has entirely transformed Ellen's garden into an Edenesque paradise, with its blooms bursting forth all over, bigger and brighter than she has ever seen them before, and even blossoming out of season. Carl takes pains to decorate the interior of Ellen's home with flowers too, much to the upset of her local maids, who are disturbed not just by the flowers' seemingly unnatural growth rates but in particular by the mysterious, enigmatic Carl who has wrought such strange transformations in them. They view him as sinister and his accomplishments as witchcraft.

The annual carnival, featuring a costumed masked ball, comes along, and Ellen is persuaded by Helena's husband to dress as the Greek flower goddess Persephone, who according to classical mythology is doomed to spend six months of every year in the Underworld with her husband Hades, during which period it is Autumn and Winter in our world, but is free to return here for the remaining six months, during which period we experience Spring and Summer. Carl garlands Ellen's gown with exquisite glowing flowers (which the maids unsuccessfully attempt to discard before she can see them, as they consider them to be evil), and Ellen is enraptured by the sight of such a gorgeous costume. John, conversely, is less enamoured by it, because each time he attempts to touch her, his hands somehow become torn by the mysterious flowers' all but imperceptible yet painfully sharp thorns.

 
Joe Dallesandro as this movie's titular gardener, Carl, with Katharine Houghton as Ellen Bennett (© James H. Kay/KKI Films Inc/Nolan Production/Subversive Cinema – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

Gradually, Ellen becomes disturbed about Carl's inexplicable horticultural talents, and also about her growing attraction to him, try as she might to resist his unnerving charms – and when one evening she somehow finds herself standing in her garden's pool kissing a totally naked Carl, yet unable to remember why she was even there, she begins to agitate about his increasing presence and manipulative influence in her life, especially as she is only too aware that she knows absolutely nothing about him.

Consequently, Ellen persuades a reluctant Helena to join her in investigating Carl's background, only for Ellen to discover to her considerable alarm that all the women for whom Carl has previously worked as their gardener (including Dorothy of course) have died, and in odd, unexpected ways – all but one, that is. The lone exception is a Mrs Garcia (Anne Meacham in wonderfully creepy form), whom they visit, only to realize very swiftly that she has somehow been driven insane…by flowers. So much so that she lives entirely inside her heavily-curtained house, where sunlight cannot penetrate and where, according to her, flowers therefore cannot bloom and release their poisons. Curiouser and curiouser, as Alice would have said.

By now, Ellen has become thoroughly unnerved by Carl, but Helena considers the death toll of former employers linked to the grim grass-reaper to be mere coincidence, and that Ellen is grossly over-reacting. Nevertheless, to ease her friend's mind once and for all, Helena suggests that Ellen should sack Carl, on the pretext that he won't be needed when she and John leave for the long overseas holiday that John has recently promised her. Moreover, to soften the blow for Carl, Helena agrees – and without needing any persuasion either! – to take him on as her gardener instead. And so the switch is swiftly set in motion, albeit with much apprehension for Helena's well-being with Carl by Ellen, and with much anticipation for her own well-being with Carl by Helena!

The movie's climax arrives with unexpected swiftness and an outrageously unexpected revelation. Driving at night, Ellen fears for Helena's safety alone with Carl living on the premises of her home, so she drives at a furious pace to reach her, her head seemingly filled with the lascivious on-screen images that the viewers see of Carl with Helena amid much midnight fondling in the foliage and flowerbeds of Helena's garden. When Ellen arrives, she searches the garden and is horrified to discover Helena trapped inside a veritable cage of vegetation, her hands and arms bound firmly to its bars by thick rope-like strands of ivy and vines that are not only growing ever tighter around her but also actually appear to be sprouting from her. Helena is shrieking in terror, so Ellen races off to fetch some shears to cut through the binding plants, but returns instead with a gardening sickle.

Seemingly driven out of her own mind with horror at what has happened, Ellen swings the sickle down again and again at the ivy and vines, with wild, indiscriminate fury, apparently oblivious to the gruesome fact that she is chopping not only the plants but also Helena's arms and hands, as they and the plants are now as one, thereby causing Helena to scream in excruciating pain and uncontrollable fear, before finally collapsing, dead.

The commotion has attracted Carl's attention, and he appears out of the darkness, bare-chested as ever, his eyes glowing with fervor, exhilaration, triumph, who can say? But as he gazes fearlessly at Ellen, ready to claim her as his next victim, she suddenly pulls out a revolver and shoots him at close range. Shocked and, for the very first time, on the receiving side of persecution and danger, Carl flees, closely pursued by Ellen, intent upon ending his deadly, murderous spree forever. But then, abruptly, he stops stock still and faces her, stretching his arms upwards. And then, to Ellen's total disbelief, Carl…

This is a very timely point at which to mention that over the years Joe Dallesandro has attracted criticism from some film buffs, who have claimed that his acting performances are wooden (conversely, I've seen several of his films and totally disagree with their opinion), but if ever there was a role in which he truly needed to act wooden, this is the one – because…

As Ellen stares in total disbelief, Carl begins growing larger, and larger, transforming, transmuting, transmogrifying, transfiguring, until his astonishing, inexplicable metamorphosis is complete – towering over Ellen where just moments earlier Carl had been standing with arms upstretched, there is now a huge, demonic tree!

Yet somehow, despite being confronted by this supernatural monstrosity, Ellen's mind breaks free of the chains of fear that had momentarily held it rigid, enabling her to race away to fetch what is needed to conquer Carl, or whatever he is now.

Moments later, Ellen returns with a can of petrol (gasoline) that she hurls all over the tree, soaking its trunk – and then she throws a lighted match at it. The petrol catches fire immediately, resulting in an explosive conflagration that wholly engulfs the vile entity as Ellen stands and watches at a safe distance.

Eventually morning breaks, and she is still standing there, as sunlight filters down through the garden, lighting up the incinerated, burnt-out wreck of a massive tree, a tree that had previously been a green-fingered, murder-minded gardener named Carl.

 
Carl transforming into a tree in The Gardener (© James H. Kay/KKI Films Inc/Nolan Production/Subversive Cinema – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

As you can tell, The Gardener is no ordinary monster plant movie, that's for sure! In fact, I'm not actually sure what it is. It is generally classed as a horror movie, and yet except for the last few minutes, beginning when Ellen starts hacking away maniacally at poor doomed Helena before confronting Carl as Carl and then as a diabolical tree, it is conspicuously horror-lite. True, there was the brief opening scene of Dorothy expiring in the hospital courtesy of Carl's fatal flora, and every so often there is some suspenseful music playing in the background, but that's it. Even the supernatural elements are hinted at rather than made manifest prior to the dramatic climax, with the single exception of a brief scene set in Ellen's garden, when Carl holds her hand over a flower and she is shocked to see the flower instantly expand to twice its size.

Nor are any explanations offered for the strange, eerie events being witnessed by this movie's viewers. First and foremost: what exactly is Carl? His intimate, psychic rapport with plants, which extends to his incredible, preternatural capability to transform into one, readily demonstrates that he is not human. More like a were-tree, in fact, than anything of the mammalian persuasion!

And what is Carl's purpose, his motive, for killing all of his employers? What does he benefit from doing so? All that seems to happen is that he is shunted from one garden to another, instead of staying put at one particular garden where he would surely derive sustained pleasure from ensuring that it is maintained to its greatest possible (even impossible!) potential via his uncanny powers.

Visually, The Gardener is beautiful to look at, replete with glowing colours and captivating imagery, most especially during the carnival scenes, which as a connoisseur of masquerade masks I particularly enjoyed (click here to check out some from my own collection within my review of the movie Night Train To Venice aka Train To Hell). There is a rich abundance of classic 1970s chic and kitsch too – including the music score, for much of the time anyway (when it's not heralding some disquieting occurrence, that is, usually of the floral kind). But when it comes to elucidating the actual plot to which all of this sun-drenched and moon-lit spectacle provides an elegant, edifying backdrop, answers come there none.

Despite a long and varied acting career, Joe Dallesandro remains best-known for his early movies directed/produced by Paul Morrissey and Andy Warhol, such as Flesh, Trash, Heat, Lonesome Cowboys, Flesh For Frankenstein, and Blood For Dracula. However, The Gardener, his first movie beyond the Morrissey/Warhol period of his career, began his journey down some very different acting pathways.

Speaking of which: another of Dallesandro's post-Morrissey/Warhol fantasy/horror movies that I'd like to view (and review) but have yet to chance upon in a reasonably-priced DVD format is Black Moon, released a year after The Gardener. In it, he plays a mysterious telepathic mute youth named Lily, alongside an atypically portly, greenish-brown unicorn that does talk. I strongly suspect that another decidedly strange movie watch lies ahead with Black Moon!

As for The Gardener, if you'd like to watch this cinematic curiosity in its entirety, simply do what I did after discovering it last night – watch it for free on YouTube, by clicking here. Or click here to view a somewhat blurry trailer for it.

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The official Subversive Cinema DVD of The Gardener (© James H. Kay/KKI Films Inc/Nolan Production/Subversive Cinema – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)