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Wednesday, September 25, 2024

JURASSIC WORLD: FALLEN KINGDOM

 
Publicity poster for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, the second movie in the Jurassic World film trilogy (© J.A. Bayona/Steven Spielberg/Amblin  Entertainment/Legendary Pictures/The Kennedy-Marshall Company/Perfect World Pictures/Universal Pictures – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis  for educational/review purposes only)

I launched this present blog of mine, Shuker In MovieLand, on 27 July 2020, but for quite some time prior to then I'd been posting on my Facebook home page various accounts that I'd written about movies watched by me lately. Some of these accounts were only very short, little more than micro-reviews, but certain others were longer and more detailed. I was reading through all of these recently, and it occurred to me that although I'd written them some years ago, before my blog existed, there was no reason why I couldn't, or shouldn't, post them here now, with the longer accounts reworked into full reviews, and selections of the shorter ones presented together as single multi-movie posts. So here is one of the longer ones, presenting in expanded form my original take on what subsequently proved to be the second installment from the second film trilogy within the blockbuster Jurassic Park/World movie franchise.

On 7 June 2018, I went to what was then my local cinema (now closed) and watched Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, the second movie in the Jurassic World film trilogy – the latter cinematic trio serving as a sequel to the original Jurassic Park film trilogy inspired by American sci fi author Michael Crichton's eponymous 1990 novel. I'd been waiting with great anticipation for ages for this movie to be released, so that I coul finally watch it, and I certainly wasn't disappointed.

Directed by J.A. Bayona, with Steven Spielberg as its executive producer, co-written by Colin Trevorrow (who directed the other two movies in the Jurassic World trilogy), and released in 2018 by Universal Pictures, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom sees the return of Chris Pratt as velociraptor handler/whisperer Owen Grady, and Bryce Dallas Howard as Claire Dearing, formerly the operations manager of the dinosaur theme park Jurassic World before the mayhem of its genetically-engineered living dinosaurs and pterosaurs loose and on the rampage, as dramatically portrayed in the previous movie, Jurassic World (2015), had forced its permanent closure. The abandoned theme park, or what is now left of it, is situated on the isolated Central American island of Isla Nublar, uninhabited by humans since the park's closure, and where the escapee dinosaurs and other resurrected Mesozoic monsters are able to roam free, undisturbed, unthreatened – but not for much longer.

The island's volcano is threatening to erupt, and with devastating force, enough to make the Krakatoa eruption look like a hiccup, and which will definitely destroy all life on the island (and quite probably the island itself), including, therefore, the dinosaurs. Moreover, as they exist nowhere else on Earth (yes. I'm excluding birds from all such considerations!), this will result in a second dinosaur mass extinction, on a far smaller scale but just as comprehensive as the one that wiped them out the first time, at the end of the Cretaceous Period, roughly 65 million years ago.

 
Chris Pratt as Owen Grady, Blue the velociraptor, and my official Jurassic World franchise 2017 Mattel 12-inch-tall Owen Grady action figure (© J.A. Bayona/ Colin Trevorrow/Steven Spielberg/Amblin  Entertainment/Legendary Pictures/The Kennedy-Marshall Company/Universal Pictures / © Mattel – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis  for educational/review purposes only)

To make matters even worse for the imperilled dinos, a United States Senate committee votes against US Government involvement in any plan to rescue them from their doomed island homeland before the volcano erupts. However, a ray of hope appears upon the horizon when Jurassic Park founder Dr John Hammond's now immensely rich former partner Sir Benjamin Lockwood (James Cromwell) invites Claire to his vast mansion where he and his assistant Eli Mills (Rafe Spall) discuss with her their bold plan to rescue a representative selection of the dinosaurs and relocate them to a new island sanctuary.

Inspired by this exciting news, Claire agrees to help them, by making available her knowledge of the park's systems as well as of the dinosaurs themselves. She also recruits Owen to come on board, particularly with regard to capturing Blue, the last surviving velociraptor, whom he had reared and trained, and who therefore trusts him.

However, there is treachery afoot, as they subsequently realise when they reach Isla Nublar and discover that the dinosaurs being trapped there are destined to be transported not to any island sanctuary but instead to the Lockwood mansion, where Lockwood's young orphaned granddaughter Maisie (Isabella Sermon) overhears a mysterious auctioneer named Eversoll (Toby Jones) secretly discussing plans to sell the dinosaurs to the highest bidders in a private auction to be held there. But what if any of the winning bidders choose to use their purchased dinosaurs as bio-weapons – and who at the Lockwood mansion is behind all of this skullduggery anyway? Furthermore, it turns out that the dinosaurs are not the only genetically-engineered entities in the mansion – isn't that right, Maisie?? Deep waters indeed!

The CGI dinosaurs are even more spectacular than in previous movies within this franchise, and I certainly will not be losing any sleep over their absence of feathers or any other palaeontological inconsistencies. If I can suspend disbelief to watch middle-aged men performing incredible stunts that defy physical reality and gravity in equal measure (yes, Tom Cruise, I'm thinking of the Mission: Impossible films as I write this), I can certainly do the same regarding any dinosaurian discrepancies and deviations from current mainstream opinion within the palaeo-community.

 
Publicity poster for Jurassic World, the first movie in the Jurassic World film trilogy (© Colin Trevorrow/Steven Spielberg/Amblin  Entertainment/Legendary Pictures/The Kennedy-Marshall Company/Universal Pictures – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis  for educational/review purposes only)
 
 
My Jurassic Park trilogy and Jurassic World  trilogy  complete DVD collection plus my Jurassic Park trilogy steelbook edition (© Steven Spielberg/Joe Johnston/Colin Trevorrow/J.A. Bayone/Amblin  Entertainment/Legendary Pictures/The Kennedy-Marshall Company/Perfect World Pictures/Universal Pictures – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis  for educational/review purposes only)

And speaking of the dinosaurs in this movie: whereas in previous Jurassic Park/World films the dinosaurs were breathtaking and dramatic, in this much darker, horror-driven entry, however, the carnivorous dinos in particular are little short of demonic at times, fully justifying this film's 12A certificate in the UK. Small children may indeed have nightmares from watching it, especially in relation to one particular scene, featuring Maisie cowering in her locked bedroom as a genetically-engineered wholly novel dino-horror called the Indoraptor that is positively fiendish in both form and behaviour seeks – and ultimately achieves – entry into her room. I'll say no more, but it's decidedly creepy, even Gothic in places.

In summary: the plot of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is nothing if not eventful, providing a toxic combination of megalomania and financial greed, plus a natural catastrophe thrown in for good measure, yielding a deadly game in which the dinos are unwitting pawns.

As for its ending: back when I first watched this movie in 2018, it seemed not so much an ending as a launch-pad for what could well be an unlimited number of sequels. Indeed, there is a brief but memorable post-credits scene that provides a very clear indication of the directions that such sequels might pursue.

With the subsequent completion of this trilogy by the release in 2022 of a third, concluding movie, Jurassic World Dominion, however, this might no longer be the case. Having said that, film franchises that have been as financially successful as this one (its six movies have collectively grossed approximately 6 billion US dollars at the box office alone!) have a tendency not to lay down and die all that easily, so who knows? It may yet be that the dinosaurs are not the only ones to be resurrected!

 
My three official Jurassic World franchise Mattel pehistoric animal action figures: my 42-inch-long Blue the velociraptor, my 30-inch-long giant mosasaur sea-lizard (the mosasaur escapes from its pool into the ocean at the beginning of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom), and my 32-inch-long Brachiosaurus (the Brachiosaurus meets a tragic end in this movie) (© J.A. Bayona/ Colin Trevorrow/Steven Spielberg/Amblin  Entertainment/Legendary Pictures/The Kennedy-Marshall Company/Perfect World Pictures/Universal Pictures / © Mattel – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis  for educational/review purposes only)
 
 
My Uni-Amblin official  Jurassic World and The Lost World: Jurassic Park metal pencil cases (© Colin Trevorrow/Steven Spielberg/Amblin  Entertainment/Legendary Pictures/The Kennedy-Marshall Company/Perfect World Pictures/Universal Pictures / © Uni & Amblin – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis  for educational/review purposes only)

Incidentally, I should warn you that certain trailers for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom that have been highly visible online ever since its release actually offer a very slanted (even imho a quite deceptive) idea of what happens in the main part of the film. So if you still haven’t watched this movie yet but plan to do so, don't be misled by any such trailers into thinking that you already know what will be happening.

What does happen is a dynamic tour de force of escapist action, adventure, and suspense, supplemented by the stirring music of John Williams, and populated by a host of awesome CGI dinos (and also some animatronic model ones for certain close-up scenes), all of which I enjoyed immensely, juat like I did when last year I watched the above-mentioned third movie in this trilogy, Jurassic World Dominion (2022). And yes indeed, courtesy of this latter film a feathered non-avian dinosaur finally appears in the Jurassic Park/World franchise! Was it worth the wait? Be sure to watch Jurassic World Dominion and judge for yourselves!

Meanwhile, please click here to watch on YouTube an official Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom trailer (one, moreover, that is suitably dramatic but thankfully does not contain any of the ambiguous excerpts alluded to by me earlier here).

Finally: to view a complete chronological listing of all of my Shuker In MovieLand blog's other film reviews and articles (each one instantly accessible via a direct clickable link), please click HERE, and please click HERE to view a complete fully-clickable alphabetical listing of them.

 
Publicity poster for Jurassic World Dominion, the third movie in the Jurassic World film trilogy (© Colin Trevorrow/Steven Spielberg/Amblin  Entertainment/The Kennedy-Marshall Company/Perfect World Pictures/Universal Pictures – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis  for educational/review purposes only)

 

Wednesday, April 14, 2021

FROM SELKIES TO SPACE VAMPIRES - FLEXING A SIX-PACK OF MINI-REVIEWS!

 
A selkie or seal woman coming ashore and removing her seal skin to attain human form (public domain)

I've been watching far too many movies lately to be able to write full-length reviews for all of them, so here instead is a veritable six-pack of mini-reviews that cover a deliberately diverse array of films viewed by me lately.

Incidentally, I'd originally planned to include here a mini-review of Barry Manilow's musical film Copacabana The Movie, so that I could then entitle this collection 'From Manilow To Manticore, And More!' but I later decided to give the latter movie a full review of its own (click here to access it) – a sad loss indeed to rhyming alliteration!

 

 
Publicity poster for The Happiest Days of Your Life (© Frank Launder/London Films/Individual Pictures/British Lion Films – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

THE HAPPIEST DAYS OF YOUR LIFE

On 3 April 2021, courtesy of the wonderful Talking Pictures TV channel devoted predominantly to vintage British movies, I watched the 1950 film The Happiest Days Of Your Life.

Directed by Frank Launder, it stars such stalwarts of staunchly British comedy movies from that time period as Alistair Sim, Margaret Rutherford, Joyce Grenfell, and Richard Wattis. A playful post-wartime farce, its storyline revolves around a governmental oversight whereby a girls' school helmed by their redoubtable headmistress Miss Muriel Whitchurch (played by Rutherford) is mistakenly billeted with a boys' school helmed by an equally no-nonsense headmaster, Wetherby Pond (Sim), followed swiftly by the comedic chaos and personality clashes that inevitably ensue between staff (and pupils) from the two schools.

It's all very charming, mannered, old-school (pardon the pun), and so very British, epitomized by Joyce Grenfell's golly-gosh portrayal of the gauche Miss "call me Sausage" Gossage. The Happiest Days Of Your Life is set in a genteel land long since vanished, and barely recognisable now even to me, who loved this movie so much when I first saw it many years ago but gazed at it today as if I were watching another world entirely, which if truth be told I was.

An appraisal of this delightful film featuring a number of clips from it can be viewed here on YouTube.

 

 
Publicity poster for Mary and the Witch's Flower (© Hiromasa Yonebayashi/Studio Ponoc/Toho – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

MARY AND THE WITCH'S FLOWER

On 8 March 2020, I watched a thoroughly delightful Japanese animated movie on Film4 (a movie-specific TV channel here in the UK).

Directed by Hiromasa Yonebayashi, the film in question was Mary and the Witch's Flower, the first Studio Ponoc animated movie and originally released in 2017. This was the English-dubbed version, featuring the voices of Kate Winset and Jim Broadbent among others, and judging from the excellent production values, its creator, Studio Ponoc, could offer the legendary Studio Ghibli a run for its money in the future.

The storyline is quite involved, but basically features a red-haired girl, Mary, who discovers a clump of magical blue flowers named fly-by-night in a wood near her great-aunt's home, as a result of which she becomes the focus of highly unpleasant attention from a witch's university, Endor College, hidden high amid the clouds, and from whom these flowers were stolen long ago by a young red-haired witch who bore a striking resemblance to Mary... The movie is a bit slow to start with, but once Endor College appears in the story, it's full steam ahead all the way.

Click here to view a very colourful official trailer for this animated movie on YouTube.

 

 
My official VHS video for The Secret of Roan Inish (© John Sayles/Jones Entertainment Group/Skerry Productions/The Samuel Goldwyn Company/First Look Pictures – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

THE SECRET OF ROAN INISH

On 27 December 2020, I watched the long-owned but never previously watched official VHS video of a very unusual, magical, yet little-known movie entitled The Secret of Roan Inish.

Directed by John Sayles and released in 1994,  it is concerned with a fishing family who moved years ago to the Irish mainland following evacuation from their original home on a tiny, now-abandoned offshore isle called Roan Inish – Island of the Seals – named after the number of seals seen on and around its shores. During their move, however, the youngest member, a baby named Jamie, floated away on the sea in his coracle-like cot and was lost.

The movie's story follows his slightly older sister Fiona's visits to the isle, what she finds there, and, interwoven throughout, the traditional local fishing lore and in particular the legends of the selkies or seal people, supernatural shapeshifting seal entities who assume human form when they remove their seal skins, and from whom her family is supposedly descended several generations ago on her father's side. No famous stars feature in it, but, like I say, this is a magical and even mystical film, well worth watching.

An official trailer for The Secret of Roan Inish can be viewed here on YouTube.

 

 
Publicity poster for Onward (© Dan Scanlon/Walt Disney Pictures/Pixar Animation Studios/Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

ONWARD

Viewed on 6 June 2020, just over 3 months following its official release, Onward is a newish Disney/Pixar animated movie directed by Dan Scanlon.

It is set in a fantasy world full of mythical entities such as centaurs, elves, mermaids, pet dragons, fauns, flying unicorns, etc, but one in which they have largely forsaken magic for the rather more mundane, science-driven lifestyle that we humans are all too familiar with. However, two teenage elf brothers, the older and exceedingly extrovert Barley Lightfoot (voiced exuberantly by Chris Pratt) and the younger introverted Ian Lightfoot (Tom Holland), defy their town's modern-day traditions and set forth upon a perilous magical quest. Their goal is to discover a phoenix stone, whose power will enable their deceased father to return for just one day to see how his sons are and talk with them.

Although I cannot fault this movie in terms of its stunning animation, and the humour displayed in particular by various supporting characters, most notably a tattooed female manticore named Corey (Octavia Spencer), Onward proved too much of an emotional trial by fire to be truly enjoyable for me, as their profound desire to be united with their late father resonated only too intensely with my own regarding my late mother. In short, I was glad to have seen Onward, but I was also glad when it was over.

An official Onward trailer can be viewed here on YouTube.

 

 
Full cover of the official VHS video for Not Of This Earth (1995 version) (© Terence H. Winkless/Roger Corman/New Horizons/Concorde Pictures – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

NOT OF THIS EARTH (1995 version)

On 11 December 2020, I watched the second, 1995, remake of the original, 1957 Roger Corman sci-fi movie Not Of This Earth.

Directed by Terence H. Winkless, it stars Michael York as the laser-eyed alien in human form scouring Earth for as much of our species' blood as he can procure in order to send it back to his planet in the hope of saving his own species from extinction. All very compassionate, except that he shows precious little of this fundamental commodity for his human victims, whom he first blinds, then exsanguinates, then incinerates. What a charmer! Basically, he's a space vampire with fiery accessories.

Corman served as executive producer in this remake, and also in the previous, 1988, remake. This newest one has the edge in terms of SFX, as well as some injected humour and more monsters.

Click here to view (at least at the time of my writing this mini-review) the entire movie for free on YouTube.

 

 
Official DVD for Hotel Transylvania (© Genndy Tartakovsky/Columbia Pictures/Sony Pictures Animation/Sony Pictures/Imageworks – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA

Having heard so many good reports about it from so many friends, on 3 February 2019 I bought a double-disc Hotel Transylvania DVD, containing the original movie and its first sequel in this ongoing computer-animated comedy film franchise. After watching the original later that same day, I can see why it attracts such praise – it is an absolute delight!

Directed by Genndy Tartakovsky and released by Sony Pictures in 2012, Hotel Transylvania, as its name suggests, centres upon a spooky hotel established by monsters and run specifically for holidaying monsters to stay there, safe from persecution from humans, but then one day a human youth inadvertently finds his way inside, resulting in absolute mayhem. Hilariously funny, this zany movie is crammed with so many visual jokes and puns that I defy anyone to spot them all on a single viewing, plus a rollercoaster-paced story, NO MUMBLING!! from the voice cast (hurrah!!), and, above all else, absolutely first-rate, top-notch animation throughout.

Many congratulations indeed to Sony Animation, which often gets unfairly overshadowed by the likes of Disney/Pixar and Dreamworks. The animation of Dracula (voiced delightfully by Adam Sandler) in particular is absolutely sublime, the fluid grace of his movements with an abundance of exquisite curls, curves, and curlicues resembling the very best of Art Nouveau in animated splendour. Loved it! Now for Hotel Transylvania 2.

Click here to watch an excellent official trailer for Hotel Transylvania on YouTube.

And to view a complete listing of all of my Shuker In MovieLand blog's other film reviews and articles (each one instantly accessible via a direct clickable link), please click HERE!

 

Wednesday, September 16, 2020

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY

Publicity poster for Guardians of the Galaxy (© James Gunn/Marvel Studios/Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educationa;/review purposes only)

On 11 June 2017, I finally got around to watching the first Guardians of the Galaxy Marvel Comics Universe movie (now retitled Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 1, following the release in 2017 of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2). Directed by James Gunn and originally released in 2014, it was among my ever-increasing collection of videos and DVDs that had been waiting to be viewed for quite some time – but it was well worth the wait.

As a comic book super-hero fan, I thoroughly enjoyed it, but not least of all because of the refreshingly-unstuffy Chris Pratt's engagingly laconic portrayal of the hero/anti-hero Peter Quill as a would-be (but in reality not always) ultra-cool, hip dude. Unlike so many po-faced 'what is my motivation?' actors currently purveying their thespian wares in Hollywood, Pratt never takes himself too seriously, actually seems to be enjoying himself, and therefore avoids mirroring his surname, unlike a fair few of his contemporaries whom I could (but won't) mention here. Unfortunately, the same cannot, I feel, be said of this film's leading actresses, whose character portrayals were, I felt, way too portentous, and pretentious (lighten up, ladies, it's only a super-hero film, it's not Citizen Kane!).

As one comes to expect as a matter of course nowadays from any super-hero genre film, the story is ludicrous (something to do with saving the galaxy from destruction by a super-villain named Ronan the Accuser who has channeled into himself the immeasurable potency of the Power Stone), but who watches this kind of film for profound plotting and lyrical depth anyway? What we want are dazzling special effects, and there are plenty of those throughout - which segues very neatly with two of my favourite characters, both CGI-generated. One is a genetically-engineered talking raccoon called Rocket (voiced by Bradley Cooper), the other a huge sapient tree called Groot (not so talkative - his entire vocabulary consists of "I am Groot", albeit enunciated very effectively in innumerable variations by Vin Diesel).

The soundtrack contains a wonderful selection of 1970s songs (Quill habitually carries around with him and frequently plays an audio cassette tape of pop music dating from that decade and from before he was abducted as a child by a band of galaxy-hopping alien thieves who reared him thereafter). They include two such songs that, inexplicably, were hitherto new to me (despite being a 1970s teenager), but which are now massive favourites of mine – 'Hooked On A Feeling', by Blue Swede, and 'Come And Get Your Love', by Redbone.

I plan to watch Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2, but meanwhile, click here to view my favourite scene from the original film, introducing to the audience during its opening credits the all-dancing all-butt-kicking adult Peter Quill (aka Star-Lord – or at least that's what he calls himself!), in which Chris Pratt showcases his character in the delightfully tongue-in-cheek, devil-may-care manner that continues throughout the movie, and all to Redbone's afore-mentioned, insanely-catchy 'Come And Get Your Love'. Enjoy it, and, btw, no small alien carnivorous bipeds were harmed during the making of this scene…

And click here to watch an official, exceedingly sfxy trailer for the entire movie.

To view a complete listing of all of my Shuker In MovieLand blog's other film reviews and articles (each one instantly accessible via a direct clickable link), please click HERE!