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Wednesday, November 29, 2023

THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS

 
Publicity poster for The Nightmare Before Christmas (© Henry Selick/Tim Burton/Touchstone Pictures/Skellington Productions/Buena Vista Pictures Distribution – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

My movie watch on 11 October 2023 (I couldn't wait until 31 October, a more suitable date for watching a Halloween-relevant film like this one) was actually a rewatch – of one of my all-time favourite animated musical films. Namely, Tim Burton's supremely spooky stop-motion masterpiece The Nightmare Before Christmas (or Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas, to give it its full official title).

Directed by Henry Selick, conceived and co-produced by Tim Burton from his original 1980s story-poem, and released in 1993 by Walt Disney Studio's Buena Vista Pictures (followed by a 2006 re-release in 3D by Walt Disney Pictures), The Nightmare Before Christmas has as its central character the charismatic, enigmatic, Gothic-garbed, and eponymously-skeletal Jack Skellington (voiced when speaking by Chris Sarandon).

Jack is the Pumpkin King, the perennially popular Leader of the perpetually phantasmal, ghoulish realm of Halloween Town (cue this film musical's first song, 'This is Halloween'). Lately, however, he has become bored of his realm's annual Halloween festival (cue the poignant, melancholic song 'Jack's Lament'), and seeks something new, something different. So Fate duly if unexpectedly obliges him, when Jack accidentally enters the perpetually festive, joyful realm of Christmas Town and becomes enraptured by what he sees, hears, and senses there (cue the movie's most famous song, 'What's This?', sung in amazement by Jack when he encounters and explores the wonders of Christmas Town – click here to listen to and view it as it appears in the film).

Inspired immeasurably with unconscionable cheer, Jack decides to bring Christmas – and Santa Claus (voiced by Ed Ivory after first choice Vincent Price had to drop out through ill health) – to Halloween Town. Like so many good intentions, however, Jack's don't go according to plan, and although they don't lead to Hell, they do lead to Halloween Town's dreaded bogeyman, Oogie Boogie (voiced and sung by Ken Page) when this evil entity (an animate sack filled with hundreds of creepy-crawly bugs!) captures poor Santa and threatens to do bad things to him – very bad things!! Moreover, like so many of the most memorable Disney villains, Oogie Boogie has one of the best songs in the movie – namely, the self-explanatory 'Oogie Boogie's Song' (and here it is), staged in a dazzlingly psychedelic setting.

Meanwhile, it's up to Jack, assisted by Frankensteinian rag doll and love interest Sally (Catherine O'Hara), created from spare parts by the sinister, hyper-controlling mad scientist Doctor Finkelstein (William Hickey) to be his compliant daughter but who only has eyes for Jack (cue 'Sally's Song'), together with all of the other Halloween Town inhabitants (including Jack's ghostly but seriously cute glowing-nosed pet dog Zero), to rescue Santa Claus (or Sandy Claws, as Jack and co all mistakenly call him!) and restore him as well as everything else to how it all used to be and needs once more to be in both Towns – no easy task!

The Nightmare Before Christmas is painstakingly detailed, immensely inventive, and visually spectacular, but this incredible dark fantasy-themed movie is enhanced still further by the suitably eerie music and almost a dozen songs composed for it by Danny Elfman – who also provides the singing voice of Jack.

 
Wearing my Jack Skellington t-shirt, from The Nightmare Before Christmas (© Henry Selick/Tim Burton/Touchstone Pictures/Skellington Productions/Buena Vista Pictures Distribution / photo © Dr Karl Shuker – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

I'm not a massive Burton fan – quite frankly, I find his obsessive pre-occupation with darkness and death somewhat morbid and not a little disturbing and depressing at times – but this movie is truly amazing to watch and listen to, a perfect example of the very special cinematic magic that no other medium can even begin to conjure forth.

Indeed, The Nightmare Before Christmas was actually nominated for an Academy Award for Best Visual Effects (losing out to Jurassic Park); and was accorded the coveted #1 position by voters for a 2008 listing by the film review website Rotten Tomatoes of the Top 25 Best Christmas Movies (click here to access the entire listing and check through its 25 ranked entries, film by film).

Although there have been thoughts by Disney ever since 2001 about producing a sequel to this movie, but in either CGI animation or live–action format rather than stop-motion again, nothing has materialized; ditto re a recently-expressed wish by its original director, Henry Selick, to produce a prequel, revealing how Jack became the Pumpkin King. Moreover, earlier this present month, November 2023, Burton was quoted in an Empire magazine interview article (click here to read it) as saying that he has no wish to revisit the movie, either via sequels or reboots.

So with the exception of its appearances in certain video games, it looks as if we shall have to content ourselves with re-experiencing the one and only visit to Halloween Town and Jack Skellington that is currently (and may well ever be) available – The Nightmare Before Christmas. But as this is such an eminently rewatchable movie, one that reveals new delights each and every time that we return to it, this is not so terrible a hardship as might otherwise be the case.

And if you would like to pay a visit to Halloween Town right now, be sure to click here to watch an official trailer on YouTube for The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Finally: to view a complete chronological listing of all of my Shuker In MovieLand blog's other film reviews and articles (each one instantly accessible via a direct clickable link), please click HERE, and please click HERE to view a complete fully-clickable alphabetical listing of them.

 
The front and back covers of my copy of the definitive book on this movie – Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas: The Film – The Art – The Vision, written by Frank Thompson, with a foreword by Tim Burton, and packed throughout with countless beautiful full-colour illustrations as well as the film's complete song lyrics (© Frank Thompson/Roundtable Press Books/Disney Enterprises, Inc. – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

Tuesday, November 28, 2023

VIENNA WAITS FOR YOU (aka LACE)

 
Publicity poster for Vienna Waits For You (© Dominik Hartl/Glaciar Films – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

On 25 August 2023, I watched a truly creepy German supernatural/horror-themed fantasy featurette (26 minutes long), with English subtitles, entitled Vienna Waits For You (aka Lace).

Directed by Dominik Hartl, written by Sarah Wassermair, and released in 2012 by Glaciar Films, Vienna Waits For You focuses upon a vivacious young woman named Anna (played by Petra Staduan), full of life and energy, who moves into an old apartment within a multi-storey block of them, situated in a run-down backstreet region of Austria's capital city, Vienna (which is where this mini-movie was shot on location).

The apartment's present tenant, an elderly woman, seems unexpectedly eager to move out of it, even leaving all of the furniture and knick-knacks behind as soon as Anna has signed the lease – signing it, I might add, without reading any of the fine print. Oh-oh…

As the apartment is shabby and dusty, Anna decides to clean and declutter it, taking several black bags full of the old porcelain figures, lace doilies on the sofa and elsewhere, and sundry other oddments filling the rooms to the waste disposal bins outside, but when she goes back inside the apartment she is amazed to discover that it is just as dusty as before, and that all of the knick-knacks are back in place too!

Anna tries repeatedly to clean and declutter, but it seems that the apartment has other ideas, because every attempt is met with failure. And could those be wrinkles and grey hairs appearing when Anna looks in the mirror the next morning...?

Yes indeed they could, because – SPOILER ALERT!! – it turns out that this eerie apartment, which has existed here in inconspicuous anonymity for countless years, totally unchanged, is both sentient and vampirish!

For it has derived the vital life energy perpetuating its own inimical, inexplicable existence by draining it from its unfortunate succession of tenants down through the decades, and which is precisely what is now happening to the once-lively, energetic Anna, causing her to age prematurely, and precipitously, becoming old and decrepit in just a few weeks from when she had moved in.

Moreover, just like so many of its previous tenants, Anna is resolutely held prisoner within its rooms by the apartment throughout her accelerated physical shriveling. Like I say, all very creepy, and unsettling too, especially when Anna discovers precisely what the only way to free herself from this nightmarish dwelling-place and her otherwise inevitable end caged within it entails.

Namely, she must achieve what her lucky predecessor the old lady did, i.e. she must be replaced while still alive by someone else, someone young and unsuspecting who is willing to sign up as its new tenant. In other words, she must deliver a new victim to the apartment in order to release herself from its lethal captivity.

In a bittersweet twist, Anna actually receives the chance to achieve this when her ex-boyfriend Daniel (Moritz Vierboom) who had recently dumped her for someone else arrives unexpectedly with his new girlfriend (this character is never named in the movie but is played by Cosima Lehninger). Daniel is interested in signing the two of them up as new tenants if Anna is willing to move out, but, ironically, he has no idea that the person he is discussing this with, the apartment's current tenant, is Anna, because she is now so old in appearance that he doesn't recognise her.

Yet despite her desperation to escape and also her upset at seeing Daniel with her replacement, Anna cannot bring herself to persuade her ex and his lover to take the tenancy, and thereby inflict upon them this certain death sentence in order to save herself. So she angrily sends the two youngsters away, despite knowing that in doing so she has doomed herself.

By the end of Anna's cruelly curtailed life not long afterwards, even her blood has been stolen by the apartment, having been somehow replaced by cords of thread, and upon her death her entire etiolated body is transformed into another lace doily for the sofa (explaining this featurette's alternative title, Lace), just like the bodies of all of the apartment's previous trapped tenants were, which is why there are so many doilies scattered around in its dank rooms…

Vienna Waits For You is a singularly macabre, grotesque cinematic offering, to be sure, yet, bizarrely, it also includes some deliberate comedy moments, and even various unexpectedly cheery strains of music at times. What it does not include, however, is answers to the many questions that it poses.

How, for example, did this fiendish sentient apartment come into being? Why has it never been discovered, exposed, and destroyed somehow by the authorities? And why does the apartment block's live-in apartment leaser (played by Alexander Fennon), assigned by local officaldom to oversee the legal exchange of leases between this apartment's unsuspecting incoming and (all-too-rare) deliriously joyful outgoing tenants, seem powerless to prevent any of this malevolent scenario from occurring, time and again, even though he is fully aware of what is happening?

All very strange, as is this mini-movie itself, yet hypnotically watchable too, even if the final transformation of Anna from dolly bird into sofa doily via her unnatural, unnervingly swift senescence makes decidedly uncomfortable viewing – not to mention requiring an exceedingly substantial suspension of disbelief!

Incidentally, I have no idea whether the following intriguing little fact has any relevance to Vienna Waits For You or not but it is sufficiently coincidental to warrant a mention here. Totally different from Ultravox's song of the same title, 'Vienna' is a very familiar song written by Billy Joel that he included on his 1977 album The Stranger, and in it he uses Vienna as a metaphor for growing old. Could it be, I wonder, that this song perhaps served as inspiration for the present mini-movie under review here, in which ageing and Vienna are so intimately linked?

If you'd like to watch Vienna Waits For You, all that you need to do is what I did – access it free of charge on YouTube by clicking here.

Finally: to view a complete chronological listing of all of my Shuker In MovieLand blog's other film reviews and articles (each one instantly accessible via a direct clickable link), please click HERE, and please click HERE to view a complete fully-clickable alphabetical listing of them.

 

Sunday, November 5, 2023

SOULKEEPER

 
My official DVD of Soulkeeper (© Darin Ferriola/One-Tu-Three Productions/Overseas Film Group/Sci Fi Pictures – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

On 20 October 2023, my film watch was the DVD pictured above, of the American fantasy movie Soulkeeper. I have no idea what Total DVD is (a magazine presumably?), but despite the warning to Total DVD owners not to resell the Soulkeeper DVD that originally came free with it, the latter DVD was available to buy separately at a local charity shop on 19 October 2023, which is where I duly purchased it second-hand for 50p but in excellent condition.

Watching it the following day, I went into it on the basis that if this movie is as striking as its DVD's front cover illustration, it should be good, but even if not, it will probably keep me out of trouble for 90 minutes or so, which is never a bad thing.

Directed, written, and co-produced by Darin Ferriola , and first screened in 2001 as the very first original TV movie by Sci Fi Pictures on the Sci Fi Channel, Soulkeeper proved to be, I'm pleased to say, a thoroughly entertaining, parodying throwback, or even a deliberate homage, to the many zany, irreverent comedy-horror movies of the 1980s and early 1990s.

Two (very) small-time, down-on-their-luck (i.e. flat broke) thieves, Corey (a Robbie Williams lookalike played by Rodney Rowland) and Terrence (a Declan 'Dec' Donnelly lookalike played by Kevin Patrick Walls), are promised a sizeable fortune from a mysterious gentleman named Pascal (Brad Dourif) if they can steal from a covert cult in the United States an ancient relic called the Rock of Lazarus, which has the power to bring back souls from the dead.

Hot on their trail, however, is Simon the Magus (Ed Trotta), a mysterious figure referred to in certain bona fide biblical apocryphal writings, but who is portrayed in this movie as an evil demonic sorcerer in human guise who wishes to seize the Rock and use it for restoring only evil souls.

In addition, although they are not made aware of the fact for much of the movie, Rob and Dec (sorry, I mean Corey and Terrence!) are also being monitored by a bona fide guardian angel, Mallion (Robert Davi), who is most anxious that they complete their quest successfully.

During their search for the Rock, our two heroes encounter every kind of horror trope that you can think of: seductive female vampires, a mist-enshrouded graveyard filled with groaning stumbling zombies and a shadowy library filled with dusty arcane tomes, a sinister ritual featuring cowled acolytes, a plethora of spooky music and even spookier secondary characters, a non-venomous boa constrictor doubling as a venomous serpent, a rat-and-bat-infested cave – and pop star Debbie Gibson too, truly!

There are also plenty of humorous spoof and wry 1980s movie-tribute gags, my favourite one being a sight-and-sound parody scene in which an upbeat rock anthem accompanies our two heroes as they grimly arm themselves in bold testosterone-pumping readiness for the final cataclysmic battle between good and evil, just as always happened in classic 1980s movies of this kind – except that here, once they're kitted up, one of our heroes presses the off-button on a ghetto blaster that has been playing the music the whole time!

Then suddenly, throwing a total curved ball on the entire proceedings – SPOILER ALERT! – the climactic scene, in which Simon the Magus in his true demonic reptilian form is finally vanquished, also sees one of our heroes killed, sacrificing himself to save his friend.

Naturally, I then waited impatiently for the closing scene to see how he returns in best deus ex machina manner – but it never came, because he doesn't return. He really is dead.

Consequently, the movie ends on a poignant, massively anti-climactic note, featuring a kind of feel-good fading-out scene for our surviving hero as he receives a divine sign from his departed friend, but which for me simply didn't work, because it totally dissipated all of the fun and frivolity that had preceded it. So the movie moral here is: never try to mash-up two totally different film genres.

Still, apart from that awkward, bittersweet ending, Soulkeeper was as entertaining a movie as I'd hoped it would be, with its two principal characters both endearing and also believable as ever-loyal best buddies, plus the numerous digital SFX (more than a hundred, created by Blur Studio) incorporated throughout the storyline were for the most part excellent, and there were plenty of silly but enjoyable slapstick turns at every available turn.

So yes, Soulkeeper did indeed keep me out of trouble for 90 minutes or so, which is all that really matters! Please be warned, however, that it contains some (not much) gore and nudity, explaining why this movie rates a 15 certificate in the UK.

If you'd like to view an official Soulkeeper trailer on YouTube, be sure to click here.

Finally: to view a complete chronological listing of all of my Shuker In MovieLand blog's other film reviews and articles (each one instantly accessible via a direct clickable link), please click HERE, and please click HERE to view a complete fully-clickable alphabetical listing of them.

 
Full cover of a German VHS video of SoulkeeperDarin Ferriola/ One-Tu-Three Productions/Overseas Film Group/Sci Fi Pictures – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

 

Sunday, October 1, 2023

DEATH NOTE

 
My official 2-disc Limited Edition UK DVD of Death Note, depicting Light on the left, and L on the right (© Shusuka Kaneko/Chükyo Television Broadcasting/Fukuoka Broadcasting Corporation/Horipro/Hiroshima Telecasting/Konami Digital Entertainment/Miyagi Television Broadcasting/Nikkatsu/Nippon TV/Shochiku/Shueisha/Sapporo Television Broadcasting/VAP/Warner Bros. Pictures/Yomiuri Telecasting Corporation/4Digital Asia – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

My movie watch on 20 September 2023 was the Japanese live-action fantasy movie Death Note, based upon the eponymous manga comic book series by Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata.

Directed by Shusuka Kaneko, and released by Warner Bros. Pictures (in 2006, Japan, and 2008, USA), Death Note stars Tatsuya Fujiwara as Light Yagami – an exceptionally intelligent Tokyo-based law student who secretly hacks into police computers and becomes very disillusioned when he discovers how many criminals are evading justice despite their crimes being known to the law.

Walking home one evening, Light is surprised to find a strange black notebook entitled Death Note lying on the ground, and is even more surprised to read on its opening page that anyone whose name is handwritten inside this notebook (and whose face is known) by whoever owns it will die less than a minute later. When he then watches a TV news report about a major criminal who is shown smirking after having escaped justice, Light decides to put the notebook's seemingly preposterous claim to the test, by writing inside it the name of this criminal, and whose face is visible to him in the TV report.

A few moments later, the news report abruptly announces that the criminal has suddenly suffered a fatal heart attack! The Death Note really does work!

Light duly decides to use it to secretly bring justice to the many miscreants worldwide who deserve to die for their crimes in his view, but without revealing himself as their vanquisher. Soon, the unknown vigilante assassin becomes the subject of immense public speculation, with the media dubbing him Kira (Killer), whereas law enforcement agencies worldwide, including Interpol and the FBI, pool their resources in a desperate attempt to identify and capture Kira, but all to no avail.

Finally, Japan's National Police Agency (led, ironically, by Light's very own but wholly unsuspecting father, Detective Superintendent Soichiro Yagami, played by Takeshi Kaga) concede that their only hope is to call in the world's leading private detective, a veritable Japanese Sherlock Holmes, but whose identity has always remained totally concealed, being known only as L and communicating with the outside world solely via computer and a trusted elderly right-hand man named Watari (Shunji Fujimura). Yet even L seems incapable of tracking down Kira (i.e. Light).

Consequently, in order to maintain official support to continue his investigations, L has to reveal himself to the Japanese police – and to everyone's great surprise he proves to be a somewhat scruffy, teenage social misfit (played by Kenichi Matsuyama). However, his brilliant analytical brain is unequalled, and refuses to rest until it has unmasked and captured Kira, thereby bringing to an end his increasingly cold-blooded murders of not just criminals but also anyone else who interferes with his callous, judgmental actions.

The remainder of Death Note presents a compelling series of intricate, tantalising cat and mouse interplays between Light/Kira and L, each seeking to out-manoeuvre the other. There is also a romantic sub-plot involving Light's girlfriend Shiori Akino (Yuu Kashii) that seems relatively lightweight and insignificant within the storyline – until it suddenly assumes a dramatic centre-stage role within the movie's shocking, wholly unexpected climax.

 
Ryuk, the terrifying God of Death in Death Note, whose deadly notebook falls, almost literally, into the hands of Light (© Shusuka Kaneko/Chükyo Television Broadcasting/Fukuoka Broadcasting Corporation/Horipro/Hiroshima Telecasting/Konami Digital Entertainment/Miyagi Television Broadcasting/Nikkatsu/Nippon TV/Shochiku/Shueisha/Sapporo Television Broadcasting/VAP/Warner Bros. Pictures/Yomiuri Telecasting Corporation/4Digital Asia – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

Oh, and did I forget to mention Ryuk (CGI-rendered, but voiced by Nakamura Shidō II), the huge and thoroughly terrifying, bat-winged, phantom-like God of Death who dropped the Death Note book onto the ground in the first place? Shortly after Light finds it, Ryuk pays him a visit, tells him that he can keep it, and then stays around to observe how he uses it and how humanity in general functions, while conveniently remaining invisible to everyone but Light, whom he taunts incessantly, and exhibiting a near-insatiable craving for apples! (Hence the apple prominently illustrated on the front cover of my DVD.)

Roughly 2 hours long (and with my above summary of its extremely detailed plot being a necessarily profound simplification for reasons of limited space here), Death Note is a thoroughly fascinating, engrossing watch, especially for a lifelong Sherlockian aficionado like me, who revelled in looking out for any subtle clues that might reveal in advance the ever more devious and dastardly plans devised by each of the two lead characters, Light and L.

Their respective actors play their roles brilliantly throughout the movie, Fujiwara in particular, as we watch how Light is gradually but irreversibly, irredeemably corrupted by the god-like power that he now possesses to wield death remotely yet seemingly unstoppably, courtesy of the Death Note book.

My one issue was that the DVD of Death Note that I viewed was subtitled, rather than dubbed, into English. This meant that I was having to spend a fair amount of time with my eyes away from the on-screen action while reading the subtitles. This resulted in my missing certain brief but key occurrences that needed to be perceived in order to stay abreast of the complex plot's finer points.

I subsequently discovered, however, that an English-dubbed version of this movie also exists, and was both delighted and very grateful when longstanding Facebook friend Jerry Taylor kindly informed me that this version could be watched for free on the totally legal website Internet Archive. So too can its sequel, Death Note 2: The Last Name, also dubbed into English and again released in 2006. Consequently, I intend to watch both of these very soon – thanks very much for the heads-up, Jerry!

Also waiting to be watched by me is the first season of the animated TV version of Death Note, which I own on DVD, after which I may purchase Death Note 2 in DVD format to add to my collection, plus a third, spin-off movie, entitled L: Change The World (released in 2008), and a fourth, Death Note: Light Up The New World (released in 2016). In 2018, moreover, Netflix produced a live-action Death Note TV series. So, if I should choose to do so, there is plenty of viewing options in the Death Note universe to keep me occupied for some considerable time ahead – and not forgetting of course all of the original Death Note manga comics to read!

If you'd like to access an official English-subtitled trailer for Death Note, be sure to click here to watch one on YouTube – or click here to watch the entire movie free of charge and dubbed into English on Internet Archive. And click here to watch for free on Internet Archive the English-dubbed version of Death Note 2: The Last Name.

Finally: to view a complete chronological listing of all of my Shuker In MovieLand blog's other film reviews and articles (each one instantly accessible via a direct clickable link), please click HERE, and please click HERE to view a complete fully-clickable alphabetical listing of them.

 
Ryuk seeking apples in a supermarket, from Death Note, whose deadly notebook falls, almost literally, into the hands of Light (© Shusuka Kaneko/Chükyo Television Broadcasting/Fukuoka Broadcasting Corporation/Horipro/Hiroshima Telecasting/Konami Digital Entertainment/Miyagi Television Broadcasting/Nikkatsu/Nippon TV/Shochiku/Shueisha/Sapporo Television Broadcasting/VAP/Warner Bros. Pictures/Yomiuri Telecasting Corporation/4Digital Asia – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

 

Monday, September 18, 2023

THE GARDENER (aka SEEDS OF EVIL aka GARDEN OF DEATH)

 
Publicity poster for The Gardener (when released as Seeds of Evil) (© James H. Kay/KKI Films Inc/Nolan Production/Subversive Cinema – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

As regular readers of this blog will know, I have always been fascinated by films featuring monstrous or malevolent plants, especially of the scientifically-unknown variety, but the exceedingly strange mid-1970s American flick that I discovered entirely by chance online last night and watched straight away takes this whole sub-genre of monster movie along an entirely different, extremely unexpected route. Largely forgotten nowadays but truly a hidden gem in my personal opinion after having viewed it, this obscure yet fascinating feature has been marketed with a range of different titles, including Seeds of Evil, Garden of Death, and The Touch of Satan, but is best known nowadays as The Gardener, whose inscrutable eponymous character is its central focus.

Directed and written by James H. Kay, and released in 1974 by Nolan Productions, The Gardener was filmed on the Caribbean island of Puerto Rico, famous for its lush vegetation and multicoloured tropical flowers, but when it comes to botanical beauty (especially of the deceiving kind) you ain't seen nothing yet, trust me!

SPOILER ALERT! Detailed online synopses of this little-known movie are exceedingly few and far between, so I am providing one here, summarizing the most significant aspects of its plot, including its extraordinary climax. So if you don't want to know what happens in it, read no further!

The Gardener opens with a scene inside a hospital room, in which a youngish woman named Dorothy is lying asleep in bed, strapped up to various drips and clearly not in the best of health. As she slumbers a nurse brings a large bowl of unusual, brightly-coloured flowers, apparently a present from her gardener, and places them near her bed. The nurse then leaves, but as she does, Dorothy stirs, with an alarmed look on her face, and turns around, towards the flowers, presumably having detected their scent. When she sees them, she screams, and from outside the room the nurse hears a massive crash. She races inside, to find Dorothy hanging out of the bed, her face contorted with terror, and dead, as if she'd died of fright. We are then briefly shown Dorothy's funeral before the opening credits roll.

The scene then changes to Dorothy's home, where two of her acquaintances, the somewhat unworldly Ellen Bennett (played by Katharine Houghton, a niece of Katharine Hepburn) and the unequivocally worldly Helena Boardman (Rita Gam), who is also Ellen's neighbour and best friend (as well as this movie's sex-mad comic-relief character for much of it), are reminiscing following the funeral. While there, they encounter a tall, taciturn employee who turns out to be the late Dorothy's gardener, Carl (Joe Dallesandro, in his first post-Warhol movie), who had sent her those strange flowers in hospital.

As Carl's services are no longer required in Dorothy's garden, however, and as the garden of Ellen and her wealthy but inattentive husband John (James Congdon) is in need of some herbaceous TLC (well, that's Ellen's story after casting her eyes over the habitually bare-chested Carl and she's sticking to it!), she invites him to become their gardener now, which he accepts.

Within just a few weeks, Carl has entirely transformed Ellen's garden into an Edenesque paradise, with its blooms bursting forth all over, bigger and brighter than she has ever seen them before, and even blossoming out of season. Carl takes pains to decorate the interior of Ellen's home with flowers too, much to the upset of her local maids, who are disturbed not just by the flowers' seemingly unnatural growth rates but in particular by the mysterious, enigmatic Carl who has wrought such strange transformations in them. They view him as sinister and his accomplishments as witchcraft.

The annual carnival, featuring a costumed masked ball, comes along, and Ellen is persuaded by Helena's husband to dress as the Greek flower goddess Persephone, who according to classical mythology is doomed to spend six months of every year in the Underworld with her husband Hades, during which period it is Autumn and Winter in our world, but is free to return here for the remaining six months, during which period we experience Spring and Summer. Carl garlands Ellen's gown with exquisite glowing flowers (which the maids unsuccessfully attempt to discard before she can see them, as they consider them to be evil), and Ellen is enraptured by the sight of such a gorgeous costume. John, conversely, is less enamoured by it, because each time he attempts to touch her, his hands somehow become torn by the mysterious flowers' all but imperceptible yet painfully sharp thorns.

 
Joe Dallesandro as this movie's titular gardener, Carl, with Katharine Houghton as Ellen Bennett (© James H. Kay/KKI Films Inc/Nolan Production/Subversive Cinema – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

Gradually, Ellen becomes disturbed about Carl's inexplicable horticultural talents, and also about her growing attraction to him, try as she might to resist his unnerving charms – and when one evening she somehow finds herself standing in her garden's pool kissing a totally naked Carl, yet unable to remember why she was even there, she begins to agitate about his increasing presence and manipulative influence in her life, especially as she is only too aware that she knows absolutely nothing about him.

Consequently, Ellen persuades a reluctant Helena to join her in investigating Carl's background, only for Ellen to discover to her considerable alarm that all the women for whom Carl has previously worked as their gardener (including Dorothy of course) have died, and in odd, unexpected ways – all but one, that is. The lone exception is a Mrs Garcia (Anne Meacham in wonderfully creepy form), whom they visit, only to realize very swiftly that she has somehow been driven insane…by flowers. So much so that she lives entirely inside her heavily-curtained house, where sunlight cannot penetrate and where, according to her, flowers therefore cannot bloom and release their poisons. Curiouser and curiouser, as Alice would have said.

By now, Ellen has become thoroughly unnerved by Carl, but Helena considers the death toll of former employers linked to the grim grass-reaper to be mere coincidence, and that Ellen is grossly over-reacting. Nevertheless, to ease her friend's mind once and for all, Helena suggests that Ellen should sack Carl, on the pretext that he won't be needed when she and John leave for the long overseas holiday that John has recently promised her. Moreover, to soften the blow for Carl, Helena agrees – and without needing any persuasion either! – to take him on as her gardener instead. And so the switch is swiftly set in motion, albeit with much apprehension for Helena's well-being with Carl by Ellen, and with much anticipation for her own well-being with Carl by Helena!

The movie's climax arrives with unexpected swiftness and an outrageously unexpected revelation. Driving at night, Ellen fears for Helena's safety alone with Carl living on the premises of her home, so she drives at a furious pace to reach her, her head seemingly filled with the lascivious on-screen images that the viewers see of Carl with Helena amid much midnight fondling in the foliage and flowerbeds of Helena's garden. When Ellen arrives, she searches the garden and is horrified to discover Helena trapped inside a veritable cage of vegetation, her hands and arms bound firmly to its bars by thick rope-like strands of ivy and vines that are not only growing ever tighter around her but also actually appear to be sprouting from her. Helena is shrieking in terror, so Ellen races off to fetch some shears to cut through the binding plants, but returns instead with a gardening sickle.

Seemingly driven out of her own mind with horror at what has happened, Ellen swings the sickle down again and again at the ivy and vines, with wild, indiscriminate fury, apparently oblivious to the gruesome fact that she is chopping not only the plants but also Helena's arms and hands, as they and the plants are now as one, thereby causing Helena to scream in excruciating pain and uncontrollable fear, before finally collapsing, dead.

The commotion has attracted Carl's attention, and he appears out of the darkness, bare-chested as ever, his eyes glowing with fervor, exhilaration, triumph, who can say? But as he gazes fearlessly at Ellen, ready to claim her as his next victim, she suddenly pulls out a revolver and shoots him at close range. Shocked and, for the very first time, on the receiving side of persecution and danger, Carl flees, closely pursued by Ellen, intent upon ending his deadly, murderous spree forever. But then, abruptly, he stops stock still and faces her, stretching his arms upwards. And then, to Ellen's total disbelief, Carl…

This is a very timely point at which to mention that over the years Joe Dallesandro has attracted criticism from some film buffs, who have claimed that his acting performances are wooden (conversely, I've seen several of his films and totally disagree with their opinion), but if ever there was a role in which he truly needed to act wooden, this is the one – because…

As Ellen stares in total disbelief, Carl begins growing larger, and larger, transforming, transmuting, transmogrifying, transfiguring, until his astonishing, inexplicable metamorphosis is complete – towering over Ellen where just moments earlier Carl had been standing with arms upstretched, there is now a huge, demonic tree!

Yet somehow, despite being confronted by this supernatural monstrosity, Ellen's mind breaks free of the chains of fear that had momentarily held it rigid, enabling her to race away to fetch what is needed to conquer Carl, or whatever he is now.

Moments later, Ellen returns with a can of petrol (gasoline) that she hurls all over the tree, soaking its trunk – and then she throws a lighted match at it. The petrol catches fire immediately, resulting in an explosive conflagration that wholly engulfs the vile entity as Ellen stands and watches at a safe distance.

Eventually morning breaks, and she is still standing there, as sunlight filters down through the garden, lighting up the incinerated, burnt-out wreck of a massive tree, a tree that had previously been a green-fingered, murder-minded gardener named Carl.

 
Carl transforming into a tree in The Gardener (© James H. Kay/KKI Films Inc/Nolan Production/Subversive Cinema – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

As you can tell, The Gardener is no ordinary monster plant movie, that's for sure! In fact, I'm not actually sure what it is. It is generally classed as a horror movie, and yet except for the last few minutes, beginning when Ellen starts hacking away maniacally at poor doomed Helena before confronting Carl as Carl and then as a diabolical tree, it is conspicuously horror-lite. True, there was the brief opening scene of Dorothy expiring in the hospital courtesy of Carl's fatal flora, and every so often there is some suspenseful music playing in the background, but that's it. Even the supernatural elements are hinted at rather than made manifest prior to the dramatic climax, with the single exception of a brief scene set in Ellen's garden, when Carl holds her hand over a flower and she is shocked to see the flower instantly expand to twice its size.

Nor are any explanations offered for the strange, eerie events being witnessed by this movie's viewers. First and foremost: what exactly is Carl? His intimate, psychic rapport with plants, which extends to his incredible, preternatural capability to transform into one, readily demonstrates that he is not human. More like a were-tree, in fact, than anything of the mammalian persuasion!

And what is Carl's purpose, his motive, for killing all of his employers? What does he benefit from doing so? All that seems to happen is that he is shunted from one garden to another, instead of staying put at one particular garden where he would surely derive sustained pleasure from ensuring that it is maintained to its greatest possible (even impossible!) potential via his uncanny powers.

Visually, The Gardener is beautiful to look at, replete with glowing colours and captivating imagery, most especially during the carnival scenes, which as a connoisseur of masquerade masks I particularly enjoyed (click here to check out some from my own collection within my review of the movie Night Train To Venice aka Train To Hell). There is a rich abundance of classic 1970s chic and kitsch too – including the music score, for much of the time anyway (when it's not heralding some disquieting occurrence, that is, usually of the floral kind). But when it comes to elucidating the actual plot to which all of this sun-drenched and moon-lit spectacle provides an elegant, edifying backdrop, answers come there none.

Despite a long and varied acting career, Joe Dallesandro remains best-known for his early movies directed/produced by Paul Morrissey and Andy Warhol, such as Flesh, Trash, Heat, Lonesome Cowboys, Flesh For Frankenstein, and Blood For Dracula. However, The Gardener, his first movie beyond the Morrissey/Warhol period of his career, began his journey down some very different acting pathways.

Speaking of which: another of Dallesandro's post-Morrissey/Warhol fantasy/horror movies that I'd like to view (and review) but have yet to chance upon in a reasonably-priced DVD format is Black Moon, released a year after The Gardener. In it, he plays a mysterious telepathic mute youth named Lily, alongside an atypically portly, greenish-brown unicorn that does talk. I strongly suspect that another decidedly strange movie watch lies ahead with Black Moon!

As for The Gardener, if you'd like to watch this cinematic curiosity in its entirety, simply do what I did after discovering it last night – watch it for free on YouTube, by clicking here. Or click here to view a somewhat blurry trailer for it.

Finally: to view a complete chronological listing of all of my Shuker In MovieLand blog's other film reviews and articles (each one instantly accessible via a direct clickable link), please click HERE, and please click HERE to view a complete fully-clickable alphabetical listing of them.

 
The official Subversive Cinema DVD of The Gardener (© James H. Kay/KKI Films Inc/Nolan Production/Subversive Cinema – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

 

Thursday, January 5, 2023

MOOSE THE MOVIE

 
Atmospheric image of the Moose Man rising up from the depths of the local river at midnight following his release from the Underworld (© G. Logan Dellinger/Sons of Winter Productions – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

My first movie watch of 2023, viewed by me on 3 January, was Moose The Movie, which I'd wanted to see for a very long time and was kindly made possible for me to do so now by my friend Jane Cooper - thanks Jane! (Incidentally, I'm still hoping to obtain its DVD release one day for my own collection, if I can ever track it down.)

Directed by G. Logan Dellinger, written by acclaimed Alaskan comic artist brothers Chad and Darin Carpenter (Chad created the extremely successful and self-syndicated daily comic panel strip Tundra), released in 2015 by Sons of Winter Productions, and filmed entirely in Alaska, this exceedingly offbeat comedy/horror/monster feature is all about a murderous supernatural entity called the Moose Man, combining a human body with the antlered head of a ferocious fanged moose – and thus dubbed a moosetaur by some of this film's characters.

After two lame-brained paint-ballers inadvertently release him from the Underworld where he'd been incarcerated for the past two centuries by the area's Native American Nation following his remorseless attacks upon them for many years, MM goes on a seemingly unstoppable rampage of slaughter amid the woodlands around the quaintly-named Alaskan backswoods town of Gangrene Gulch. Here, the inhabitants are not so much teetering on the brink of insanity as plunging headlong into its deepest darkest depths!

These 'good folk' include (but are by no means limited to!): an ultra-violent narcoleptic with a lethal talent for hurling dangerously sharp objects at anyone close by whenever she abruptly falls asleep; a greasy-spoon café waiter and cook who both happen to be hand puppets operated by a weird mute guy whose bald head, ferocious eyebrows, and wild staring eyes are the only portions of him visible above the table under which he hides himself;  the local mayor who never feels insulted if called a chicken, because that's exactly what she is, a clucking chicken!*; and a diminutive but hyper-aggressive tin-hat wearer who unshakeably believes that everything happening in the town is due to aliens.

All of this mayhem and much, much more confront newly-arrived and thoroughly-bemused deputy park ranger Zack (played by Zack Lanphier), whereas his senior partner, Mike (Dave Nufer), as a longstanding Gangrene Gulch resident, is entirely unfazed by it all. Indeed, the one and only plus in this sack-load of minuses as far as Zack is concerned is the coroner's assistant, Samantha (Chantel Grover), whom he finds very easy on the eye, but is so tongue-tied and witless whenever he is in her presence that he helplessly (and hilariously) commits more Freudian slips than an Austrian psychologist walking along a pavement covered in banana skins!

Pendulum-swinging between darkly surreal and starkly silly as Zack and company  desperately seek to pit their wits (such that these are!) against the savage fury of their antlered antagonist, Moose The Movie is one of the funniest films that I've seen for quite a while, and is seriously enjoyable, as long as you're not expecting any marginally sophisticated humour or anything even remotely suggestive of CGI effects, that is. Low on budget (much of it came from a Kickstarter campaign) but high on laughs, cheap and cheerful(ly macabre) is the phrase that comes to mind!

But don't take my word for it – click here and here to check out a couple of official trailers for Moose The Movie on YouTube, and see for yourself.

(* = The scenes at Gangrene Gulch were filmed in the real Alaskan town of Wassila, where a certain former US Vice-Presidential candidate, as opposed to a chicken, once served as mayor – remember Sarah Palin?)

To view a complete chronological listing of all of my Shuker In MovieLand blog's other film reviews and articles (each one instantly accessible via a direct clickable link), please click HERE, and please click HERE to view a complete fully-clickable alphabetical listing of them.

 
The official DVD of Moose the Movie (© G. Logan Dellinger/Sons of Winter Productions – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)