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Sunday, December 19, 2021

DOWN IN THE VALLEY

 
Publicity poster for Down in the Valley (© David Jacobson/THINKFilm/Element Films/Summit Entertainment – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

I recently watched a movie described as a neo-Western, a somewhat unusual choice for me as I am not normally a fan of Westerns, neo- or otherwise. But as it starred Edward Norton, a favourite actor of mine ever since I first saw him many years ago in one of my all-time favourite movies, Fight Club, I thought that I'd give it a go, and I'm very pleased that I did, because it proved to be unexpectedly compelling.

Directed and also written by David Jacobson, with Edward Norton as one of its producers and editors as well as its lead star, Down in the Valley was released by Summit Entertainment in 2005, and centres upon Harlan Fairfax Curruthers, an ostensibly affable if delusional 30-something James Dean lookalike drifter played by Norton.

We are introduced to Harlan when he has a chance encounter one day while working as a petrol-pump (gas-station) attendant in the San Fernando valley region of Los Angeles with late-teenager Tobe (short for October), played by Evan Rachel Wood. She is in a car with some female friends, and they stop at the station en route to their beach destination in order to fill up with fuel. Tobe and Harlan start chatting, and before we know it he has impulsively quit his job, in order to join them in their car as they drive to the beach. Here Tobe and Harlan spend the day playfully frolicking together in the sea, before going back to Harlan's sparse apartment for some rather more serious frolics.

When Tobe returns her own home, however, she is met by her enraged, overbearing father Wade (David Morse), who smashes the door of her bedroom in fury when she refuses to tell him what she has been doing that day, while her timid younger brother Lonnie (Rory Culkin, the real-life younger brother of Macauley) looks on nervously. Nevertheless, Tobe and Harlan subsequently meet up and go out together on several occasions, but when Harlan turns up at her home, Wade is decidedly unimpressed by him, and tells him so in no uncertain terms, with his pistol pointed directly at Harlan's brow during one particularly fraught, challenging altercation.

Harlan seemingly takes it all in his stride, however, maintaining an affable, genial façade, and in both his cowboy attire and his matching mode of speech, not to mention his highly-tuned sharpshooting abilities, portrays himself to Tobe as a former ranch-hand, accustomed to working with horses in the great outdoors. He even takes her for a ride on a beautiful white horse upon land belonging to someone he claims to be an old friend named Charlie – until a furious 'Charlie' (Bruce Dern) appears on the scene, claims not to be named Charlie and never to have seen Harlan before, and threatens to have him arrested for stealing his horse, even though, to be fair, Harlan had already returned it.

After interviewing everyone back at the station, the police decide not to take matters further, but the first seeds of doubt regarding Harlan's authenticity have been sown in Tobe's mind – as well they might, because throughout the movie the viewer, unlike Tobe, has been privy to Harlan's effortless ability to lie, and his unhealthy obsession with a cowpoke lifestyle that he has clearly never experienced in real life, only inside the confines of his own unbalanced mind.

Finally, however, when Tobe learns that one afternoon, when Harlan had come round to her home and found her gone, he had taken Lonnie out instead and taught the young boy how to shoot a pistol, she  has to accept the truth, that her much older boyfriend is also much more dangerous than she could ever have anticipated. But her realization comes almost too late – during a heated argument resulting from Harlan earnestly begging her to leave home and come away with him, bringing Lonnie too if he'd like to join them, Tobe loses her temper, and Harlan's hair-trigger grasp upon reality finally snaps, as he responds to Tobe's perceived aggression in the time-honored pistol-toting cowboy tradition…

Thinking that he has killed her, Harlan flees and even shoots himself glancingly in order to hide the blood that had spurted on him from Tobe's gunshot wound and to lie to Lonnie that Wade had encountered them together and had shot both of them. Because Harlan has always been kind to Lonnie (in stark contrast to how Wade habitually treats him), when he asks Lonnie to flee with him, the boy agrees, and after stealing the white horse from 'Charlie', they ride off together into the hills. But Wade, the police,, and 'Charlie' are all in swift pursuit, Wade having found Tobe and taken her to the hospital in time for her life to be saved, the police having exposed Harlan in their records as a charlatan criminal named Martin, and 'Charlie' having lost his prized horse once again to him.

I won't say how this sad saga ends, though I think that you can probably guess, especially as almost every cowboy-related movie has a climactic shoot-out, and the very last scene, featuring Tobe, Lonnie, and (after a fashion) Harlan, is especially poignant. Indeed, I found the whole movie unexpectedly affecting, and Norton's performance as Harlan especially so – no-one could have portrayed this complex, charismatic character more effectively. But therein lies what, at least for me, was the central, core issue that I had with Down in the Valley.

By rights, Harlan should have come across as the bad guy, the duplicitous, delusional, pathological psycho, with Wade as the good guy, the honourable father protecting his daughter and young son at all costs from this unhinged drifter's inimical influence. In reality, however, their roles are reversed. For until he is pushed too far by the highly combustible combination of Wade's raw hostility and Tobe's inability and/or reluctance to commit fully to him, Harlan is easy going, laid back, and invariably gentle both to Tobe and to Lonnie (who eventually comes to idolize him). Wade, conversely, is not just domineering to the point of coming across as a total control freak, he is also physically brutal, cowing Lonnie in particular to such an extent that the boy is virtually monosyllabic throughout except, that is, when, tellingly, he is in Harlan's company, where he relaxes and learns to laugh and enjoy his life, away from hyper-volatile Wade.

Consequently, even though as a viewer I was indeed privy to the secret, delusional side of Harlan's character, I couldn't help but root for this rather sad, lonely guy who seems so out of kilter with the world around him, rather than for the decidedly unsympathetic, bullish character of Wade. Indeed, I cannot help but wonder whether, if Harlan had not been hassled and hustled so much by Wade, the lethal facet of his sham cowboy persona would have ever been unleashed. Perhaps he and Tobe, and possibly with Lonnie in tow too, would have lived happily ever after, after all – who can say?

Described by one reviewer as Norton's best film since Fight Club, Down in the Valley is one of those deep-rooted, thought-provoking movies that stays with you long after its closing credits have rolled, and I can certainly recommend it to anyone interested in viewing something off the beaten track, in every sense.

Moreover, if you'd like a taster of what to expect from Down in the Valley, be sure to click here to watch an official trailer for it on YouTube.

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Saturday, December 18, 2021

LOVE AND MONSTERS

 
Publicity poster for Love and Monsters (© Michael Matthews/21 Laps Entertainment/Entertainment One/Paramount Pictures/Netflix – reproduced here on a strictly non-commdercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

On 4 November 2021, my evening's DVD movie watch was the post-apocalyptic monster movie Love and Monsters, which I purchased in American Region 1 DVD format as there doesn't appear to be a UK Region 2 DVD release for it as yet (happily my DVD player can play all regions).

Directed by Michael Matthews, and released by Paramount Pictures and Netflix in 2020, Love and Monsters opens with the imminent threat of an asteroid smashing into good old Planet Earth. Consequently, scientists send forth rockets to divert it from its path of destruction, which they do. However, the resulting chemical fall-out mutates cold-blooded creatures into enormous monsters that destroy most of humanity, with the few survivors forced to live in underground colonies in order to survive.

Following that bleak introduction, the movie traces the bold bid by teenager Joel (played by Dylan O'Brien) to trek 85 miles across the planet's surface to reach the colony housing his pre-apocalypse girlfriend Aimee (Jessica Henwick). En route, he battles all manner of monstrous mega-beasts, encounters a smattering of fellow human survivors, and is faithfully (even doggedly?) accompanied by an abandoned dog named Boy (played by two different Australian kelpies, Dodge and Hero). The verbal interactions between Joel and Boy (okay, mostly from Joel, less from Dog) are priceless, lots of the dry one-liners that I love, with O'Brien putting in an entertaining performance throughout.

 
Joel and friends surrounded by an immense centipede (© Michael Matthews/21 Laps Entertainment/Entertainment One/Paramount Pictures/Netflix – reproduced here on a strictly non-commdercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

No A-listers from the acting world appear in Love and Monsters (though I did spot Bruce Spence, who played Blondie the Aussie surfer in Oz: A Rock 'N' Roll Road Movie, 1976), but inevitably it's the monsters that take centre-stage anyway. They include an immense vicious centipede (is there any other kind?), a lengthy-tongued toad of titanic proportions, colossal snails, venomous hallucination-engendering water leeches, vermiform horrors known as sand gobblers, and a gargantuan crab that unexpectedly proves to be Joel and Aimee's salvation.

These multifarious mutated monsters of the CGI variety are wonderfully imagined and created, albeit equipped with rather more tentacles than is visually appealing. My personal favourite is the salmon-pink giga-gastropod, a kind of super snail and slug combined, replete with horns and tubercles, that seems rather more pacific than its unequivocally carnivorous congeners. Nevertheless, Joel wisely chooses not to put its perceived passivity to the test, electing instead to remain safely out of reach and overtly non-confrontational until this mighty mollusc has slithered on by.

There is also a touching scene in which Joel encounters a forgotten, long-obsolete female android, called a MAV1S Robot, whose batteries are almost discharged. With no means of recharging her, they spend her final functional moments looking up together at a host of shimmering multicoloured sky medusae suspended like living Chinese lanterns in the evening sky overhead.

 
Never seen a ginormous salmon-pink super-snail/slug before, Joel? Well, you have now! (© Michael Matthews/21 Laps Entertainment/Entertainment One/Paramount Pictures/Netflix – reproduced here on a strictly non-commdercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

The climax of Love and Monsters contains two major twists, neither of which (at least to me) was foreshadowed in any way, and which I'll leave for those who have not watched it yet to discover for themselves. Let's just say that menacing monsters notwithstanding, this is not just a monster movie, not simply a road movie, not merely an action movie – it is also very much a coming of age movie, in which Joel definitely does come of age during his many trials and tribulations confronted along the way. Through the course of his arduous, life-threatening quest to find Aimee, Joel journeys far more than the 85 miles that he treks in physical distance, because he gradually transforms from the lovestruck, clumsy, teenager living only in the moment that we see him as at the movie's beginning into the experienced, courageous, forward-thinking man that we see him as by its ending.

It was a great shame that due to the covid lockdowns, Love and Monsters received a limited cinema release, because it is exactly the kind of film that deserves - indeed, requires - spectacular big-screen viewing to do it full justice. Nevertheless, it makes thoroughly enjoyable, captivating viewing on any size of screen.

So be sure to check out a trailer for this excellent movie here on YouTube, and encounter from the safety of your armchair the giant creepy-crawlies only too ready to greet – and eat – the likes of Joel and Dog. And be grateful that the horrors lurking in your herbaceous border are of far less sizeable stature!

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The full cover of the official Love and Monsters DVD (© Michael Matthews/21 Laps Entertainment/Entertainment One/Paramount Pictures/Netflix – reproduced here on a strictly non-commdercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

 

Friday, November 26, 2021

LOOKIN' ITALIAN (aka SHOWDOWN)

 
The official American DVD for Lookin' Italian (© Guy Magar/A Wing & A Prayer Productions/Showcase Entertainment/Vision Quest Entertainment – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

Last night I fancied a change from my more usual sci fi, fantasy, animation, and musicals movie preferences, so I chose a relatively obscure comedy/crime movie, Lookin' Italian (aka Showdown). I'd purchased its DVD earlier yesterday for 10p, as I'd recognised it as being Matt Le Blanc's first movie starring role, back in his pre-Friends TV megastardom days (previously he'd only had bit parts in films).

Directed and produced by Guy Magar, who also wrote its screenplay, and released by Showcase Entertainment in 1994, Lookin' Italian is for much of its length a genial, easy-going comedy that revolves around how Italian-American Vinny (Jay Acovone), a still-young but ostensibly prematurely dusty old uncle keeping his head down working in a dusty old bookshop after breaking free from the mob in New York and moving to LA, deals with his polar opposite, likeable but louche nephew Anthony (Matt Le Blanc) living with him, who has little up top but seemingly plenty down below as he is most definitely the local babe magnet and most definitely not bookshop-assistant material.

Anxious to save his fuddy duddy uncle from himself, Anthony coerces an initially reluctant Vinny into joining him and his equally boisterous friends at parties. And much to his own surprise, Vinny finds himself enjoying revisiting this outgoing lifestyle, one that he'd shunned ever since leaving NY, and even finding love for the first time in a long time in the shape of beautiful travel writer Danielle (Stephanie Richards).

This happy state is soon blown apart, however, when out of nowhere one evening a terrifying, lethal hit takes place, whereby a car driving by shoots dead Anthony's current girlfriend Dominique (Nichole Carter) and her brother Leon (Tommy Morgan Jr), one of Anthony's best friends, leaving a distraught Anthony cradling their blood-soaked dead bodies. Despite Vinny's desperate attempts to stop him, Anthony vows revenge, resulting in Vinny's traumatic, long-concealed reason why he quit the mob and NY tumbling out, which shatters their relationship to its core.

Can it ever recover, will Anthony even survive his frenzied attempt to kill those responsible for the murders, and will Vinny do whatever it takes, including conquering once and for all the horrific semi-suppressed memories that are now fully reawakened, in order to save Anthony from making the same hideous mistake that he made? Let's just say that from now on, the comedy in this movie is replaced very starkly by revenge and retribution. But how about redemption? You'll have to watch the movie to find out! Strong language throughout, incidentally.

Despite being a limited-budget, little-publicised film, Lookin' Italian is slickly produced, capitalising upon the evident real-life rapport between the two leads, and in particular upon a young, somewhat goofy Le Blance's engaging, laid-back persona, which shines out throughout the film. It also stars Lou Rawls, previously familiar to me as a fantastic singer but now known to me as a fantastic actor too, in a restrained but powerful supporting role as Willy, the grandfather of slain Dominique and Leon.

With its emphasis firmly upon family love, honour, and loyalty above all else, Lookin' Italian is definitely a hidden gem of a movie that crime and comedy aficionados alike will enjoy, as long as you do not expect it to be The Godfather (some critics apparently do, bizarrely), which it has no pretences to be. Critics notwithstanding (and who listens to them anyway?), I for one am very happy indeed to have chanced upon its DVD today - 10p of my money and 97 minutes of my viewing time very well spent, that's for sure! Highly recommended!!

And if you'd like to know more about it, check out an official trailer for Lookin' Italian here on YouTube (but be warned, it contains spoilers) – or click here to watch the entire movie, currently viewable free of charge on YouTube.

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Saturday, November 20, 2021

ABBA: THE MOVIE

 
Full cover of the official UK sell-thru VHS videocassette of Abba: The Movie (© Lasse Hallström/Polar Music/Reg Grundy Productions/Warner Bros/MGM-UA Home Video – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

When we think of Swedish super-group Abba on the big screen, we automatically call to mind the smash-hit movie Mamma Mia! (2008) and its 2018 sequel Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again. They in turn were inspired by the mega-successful stage musical Mamma Mia! (1999).

Almost eclipsed by these productions' immense, ongoing global success, however, is a much earlier, nowadays largely overlooked cinematic appearance by Abba, dating back to the late 1970s and very succinctly entitled Abba: The Movie. I've owned it on videocassette since the mid-1990s but without ever having viewed it; so to mark the quintessential quartet of popular music's (very) long-awaited recent renaissance, I decided on 14 November 2021 to finally watch this virtually forgotten film (especially in the USA, where it has rarely been screened on TV and never released in home video format) which I did.

Directed and co-written (with Robert Caswell) by Lasse Hallström, with Abba's own manager Stig Anderson and Australian media mogul Reg Grundy as its producers, and released by Warner Bros in 1977, Abba: The Movie takes the form of a semi-documentary (or, to be more precise, a rockumentary concert film) that focuses upon Abba's massively successful 1977 Australian tour. Released at the same time as their fifth studio album 'Abba: The Album', it showcases many of their live concert performances Down Under, featuring hit after hit from their already vast catalogue of songs, including many from the new album, as well as earlier stalwarts such as 'Money, Money, Money', 'Fernando', 'Dancing Queen', 'Mamma Mia', 'S.O.S.', and 'Waterloo'.

Their very enjoyable concert performances are, in stark contrast, linked by a slender, increasingly tedious episodic storyline featuring imho a no less tedious fictional DJ's ever more persistent yet unremittingly dull attempts to secure an interview with the band for his radio show before they depart Australia. During the course of the movie, this charisma-free character stalks them doggedly from one major city to another, including Sydney, Perth, Adelaide, and Melbourne.

Worthy of note is that this film marked the movie debut of none other than famous Australian martial artist Richard Norton, who played a fitness trainer and bodyguard to Abba, but did not receive an on-screen credit for his role. Nevertheless, it evidently helped to provide him with an effective big-screen launch pad, as he would go on to star in many major Hong Kong action flicks as well as becoming a stuntman and martial arts instructor.

Apart from a sumptuous soft-focus dream scene, accompanied by the melodious strains of 'The Name of the Game' (a #1 single in the UK, and taken from 'Abba: The Album'), Abba: The Movie is very low-key compared to the spectacular production values of the two much later movies and (especially) the stage musical. Nevertheless, Abba fans adored it back in the day, capturing and immortalising as it did (and still does) the formidable foursome while they were still young and at the pinnacle of their success, without an avatar anywhere in sight!

If you'd like to view an official USA trailer for Abba: The Movie on YouTube, please click here; and if you are fluent in French, you can watch a French-dubbed version of the entire movie free of charge on YouTube here.

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