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Saturday, July 2, 2022

THE TALKING PARCEL

 
A publicity image for The Talking Parcel animated featurette (© Brian Cosgrove/Mark Hall/Cosgrove Hall Films – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

Just for a change, this latest Shuker In MovieLand entry is not so much a review per se as a series of personal recollections and reflections ultimately relating to its animated featurette subject.

Moon carrots may not seem the most obvious choice of subject for a Shuker In MovieLand film review, but in reality they form an intrinsic component of one of my favourite animated movies that in turn links back through the years via a world-renowned author to a much-loved book that I was bought as a child and which I still own today. But to begin at the beginning…

The existence of moon carrots was first brought to my attention when, as a child, my grandad Ernest Timmins (my mother's father) bought for me as a Christmas present in 1968 (my ninth Christmas) an absolutely wonderful book entitled The Natural History of Europe.

 
The Natural History of Europe – from countless readings of my much-loved copy of this book (containing a greatly-treasured handwritten message inside from Grandad, who passed away just a few years later), and which I still own today, its dustjacket was totally wrecked many years ago, but I was eventually able to buy a replacement for it, seen here (© Harry Garms/Wilhelm Eigener/Paul Hamlyn Publishing Group – reproduced on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

My copy was the second impression (published in 1968) of the 1967 English-language version of a German book entitled Pflanzen und Tiere Europas ('European Plants and Animals') that had originally been published in 1962. Written by Harry Garms and brimming throughout with the most delightful full-colour illustrations by Wilhelm Eigener, this fascinating book documented a vast array of fauna and flora inhabiting Europe, many of which were entirely new to me at that tender age, so it was instrumental in teaching me an immense amount about this continent's wildlife.

Its contents were divided up into several discrete habitat-themed sections. Namely: Woods and Forests; Heath, Moor and Tundra; Freshwater; Sea and Shore; Meadows and Pastureland; Field, Garden and Park; and Mountains.

One of the non-British plants documented and depicted on p. 182 in the Meadows and Pastureland section was the annual moon carrot Seseli annuum. Yet in spite of its imaginative English name, it turned out merely to be a species of herb, albeit one that is indeed taxonomically akin to the true carrot Daucus carota sativus by being a member of the same plant family, Apiaceae (the umbellifers), and similarly producing a conical taproot. (Moreover, a closely related species, Seseli sibirica [= sibiricum], known simply as the moon carrot but native to Britain this time, was included on p. 222 in the Field, Garden and Park section.)

 
Moon carrot flowers – more than a hundred Seseli species are known, and many are referred to colloquially as moon carrots (© Andrey Zharkikh/Wikipedia – CC BY 2.0 licence)

Nevertheless, I was not the only person who was captivated by the moon carrot's memorable moniker. So too was the wildlife celebrity who had penned a foreword to this book – none other than Jersey Zoo founder, bestselling author, and longstanding cryptozoological enthusiast Gerald Durrell.

Indeed, within his witty foreword can be found the following wonderful, inimitably Durrellesque lines, celebrating the fact that not only is this book an indispensable addition to the luggage of any keen naturalist visiting Europe but also:

…it is worth possessing for the sheer poetry that it contains. Who would mind an insect bite or two providing you were sure that they had been inflicted by the Spangle-winged Mosquito? Who, when swimming in the sea, would not be charmed to meet a fish called a Dentex (which sounds faintly like a new brand of toothpaste), or the Painted Comber (which must surely have some connection with mermaids)? But it is among the plants that the botanists have really let themselves run wild. Who would not stop, even on an autobahn, to get more closely acquainted with a Nodding Bur-marigold or Curtis's Mouse-ear or the Ramping Fumitory or even the Hawkweed Treacle-mustard? Who would not love to watch some worthy farmer gathering his crop of Annual Moon Carrot?

 
A portion of p. 182 from The Natural History of Europe that contains its description and depiction of the annual moon carrot – click to enlarge for reading purposes (© Harry Garms/Wilhelm Eigener/Paul Hamlyn Publishing Group – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

It has been over 50 years since I first read those delightfully evocative words, but typing them here now it seems like only yesterday, as they made such a deep impression in my memory – and not only in mine. Fast-forward a decade, and by the end of the 1970s I had joyfully read every non-fiction book written up until then by Gerald Durrell himself, chronicling his numerous animal-collecting expeditions to all manner of far-flung tropical lands, his founding of Jersey Zoo, and of course his enchanting childhood as a passionate boy-naturalist growing up with his family (and other animals) on the idyllic Greek island of Corfu.

What I hadn't realized, however, was that he had also written some children's fantasy novels – until, when browsing through a bookshop one day during the early 1980s, I happened upon a paperback edition of one of them, entitled The Talking Parcel.

The copy that I was looking at and duly purchased had been published in 1983 by Lions, of Fontana, and was the fifth impression of the Lions 1976 paperback edition. The original hardback edition, whose colourful dustjacket depicted a very imposing cockatrice in fiery finery, had been published two years earlier by Collins, in 1974 (and is now extremely collectable!).

 
My Lions paperback edition of Gerald Durrell's novel The Talking Parcel (© Gerald Durrell/Lions, of Fontana – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

Back home, I started reading my latest literary acquisition straight away, whose story concerns three children (Penelope, Simon, and Peter) who find a talking parcel on the beach, which when opened reveals inside a somewhat bossy parrot (named Parrot – or, as he prefers to be called, The Parrot), who takes them to the fantasy land of Mythologia in order to rescue its kindly old magician, H.H., from the clutches of the dreadful cockatrices. Needless to say, I was delighted to discover that its story features all manner of other mythological and even cryptozoological creatures too, including werewolves, mermaids, griffons, phoenixes, shrieking mandrake plants, Tabitha the last dragon, a sea serpent named Oswald, and even some delightful Durrell-created beasties known as moon-calves. These latter animals are giant dark-green snails with golden and green shells but the heads of mooing bull calves, whose shells bear Hot and Cold taps for releasing milk as well as a third one specifically for cream.

But my greatest surprise and pleasure came from finding that The Talking Parcel contains numerous references to none other than moon carrots! However, they are no ordinary ones – for as explained on p. 88 of my paperback copy, these had been created by the afore-mentioned magician H.H., are striped red and white, and, when hung up to dry after having being gathered, reveal written inscriptions upon their outer surface that are instructions for preparing whatever delicious full-course meal they describe, using nothing more than the special powder contained inside them.

Bearing in mind that his novel The Talking Parcel was not published until 1974, whereas he had written his moon carrot-mentioning foreword for The Natural History of Europe some time prior to its publication in 1967, I think it very likely that the moon carrot's presence in the latter book had served as direct inspiration for Gerald Durrell (whose foreword for it revealed that he had clearly been entertained by this plant's name) to incorporate it within his subsequent novel, albeit in a now much-magicalised form. And if so, how happy I am that it did, elevating what had hitherto been an obscure, little-known plant outside botanical circles into a magical delight that has since charmed, and continues to charm, generations of children – as well as a fair few parents – and not only via his original novel.

 
Hardback first edition of The Talking Parcel (© Gerald Durrell/HarperCollins – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

In 1978, an extremely prolific UK-based animation studio named Cosgrove Hall Films (after its founder animators Brian Cosgrove and Mark Hall, and famed for such still-popular, fondly-remembered children's TV shows as Danger Mouse, SuperTed, Chorlton and the Wheelies, The Wind on the Willows, and Count Duckula), released a 40-minute animated featurette version of The Talking Parcel, adapted from Durrell's novel by Rosemary Anne Sisson and directed by Brian Cosgrove himself.

Vibrantly colourful throughout, this featurette includes many of the novel's beloved fantasy characters, which are voiced by some of Britain's most popular actors and actresses at that time. They include Freddie Jones as Parrot, Windsor Davies as the bombastic Chief Cockatrice, Roy Kinnear as a shifty but ultimately loyal toad named Ethelred, Mollie Sugden as Hortense the French flying train, and Sir Michael Hordern as Oswald the sea serpent. Of the original three children in the novel, only Penelope appears in this cartoon version, but otherwise it adheres fairly closely to the original's basic storyline. Moreover, in faithful homage to the latter's introductory chapter, it opens with a scene featuring Parrot inside the parcel singing two verses of a very catchy song entitled 'Moon Carrot Pie' (the novel contains additional verses).

The Talking Parcel animated mini-movie has been screened (and watched by me) a number of times on the UK TV channel ITV down through the years, and it has also been officially released on both VHS videocassette and DVD (although I have yet to find a reasonably-priced one in either format to add to my collection of animated productions). If you'd like to view it right now, however, you can currently do so here, free of charge, on YouTube. And so, altogether now:

Moon carrot Pie, Moon carrot Pie,
It'll liven you up, bring a gleam to your eye.
Oh, a dragon, a unicorn, sea serpent high,
They all love their slices of
Moon carrot Pie.

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My grandad Ernest Timmins with me, mid-1960s (© Dr Karl Shuker)


Thursday, June 30, 2022

THE MOUSE AND HIS CHILD

 
The UK video version of The Mouse and His Child (© Charles Swenson/Fred Wolf/Murakami-Wolf Productions/Sanrio/DeFaria-Lockhart-Sanrio – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

A few weeks ago, I finally watched the animated movie version of one of my favourite childhood novels, Russell Hoban's delightful 1967 fantasy, The Mouse and His Child.

Directed by Charles Swenson and Fred Wolf, and released in 1977 by the Japanese company Sanrio, The Mouse and His Child stays fairly faithful throughout to its literary original, perhaps a little too faithful, in fact, as I'll explain shortly.

As in the novel, the movie focuses upon a clockwork toy consisting of a father mouse and his child with hands connected who dance together when wound up. At the movie's beginning, they are housed safely inside a cozy toyshop, waiting to be purchased alongside many other toys there, as Christmas grows very near, but inadvertently they find themselves abandoned upon the snowy street outside.

They are initially rescued by a kindly tramp (voiced by John Carradine) before being seized by an evil rat named Manny (Peter Ustinov), who enslaves clockwork toys to do his every bidding, and callously breaks up any that fail to meet his requirements. Thanks to a prophecy-spouting frog (Andy Devine), however, the mouse and his child succeed in escaping the rat's clutches, but he pursues them unrelentingly as they engage upon a series of exciting adventures, meeting all manner of distinctive creatures in their quest to become self-winding toys. Other famous names in this movie's voice cast include Sally Kellerman as a seal and Cloris Leachman as Euterpe the parrot.

In the original novel, Hoban's characters are given to all manner of philosophizing, often at length, which is why, famously, this book is as popular among adults as it is among children. That same tendency is reiterated in this film version, but unfortunately with far less success.

For whereas a book by its very nature is primarily verbal in format, an animated movie (or any other kind, for that matter) is primarily visual, and in this particular movie the philosophizing comes across as being not so much verbal as verbose, slowing down the action on an all-too-frequent basis. Unlike the novel, moreover, this movie version of it is aimed fair and square at children, so the philosophizing is likely not only to go completely over the heads of much of its intended audience but also to bore them rigid.

To be frank, even I found it tedious and heavy-going at times, despite my having enjoyed it all those years ago when reading the novel. Sometimes the written word simply does not translate well on screen, and this movie, sadly, is definitely a prime example of that. It is nothing if not intriguing, therefore, that Hoban is said to have disliked how, in his opinion, the novel's philosophizing was watered down in the movie! More watering, less wording, is what I say!

The animation is of a very basic nature – Disneyesque, it ain't – but nonetheless is serviceable for a movie that has a quaint, whimsical charm in spite of its prolix proclivity, so if you get the chance to view this film, do so.

Indeed, at the time of writing this review, The Mouse and His Child can be watched in its entirety free of charge on YouTube, so click here if you'd like to do so.

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Saturday, June 11, 2022

WISH DRAGON

 
Publicity poster for Wish Dragon (© Chris Appelhans/Columbia Pictures/Sony Pictures Animation/Tencent Pictures/Beijing Sparkle Roll Media Corporation/Base FX/Flagship Entertainment Group/Boss Collaboration/Cultural Investment Holdings/Industrial Light & Magic/Sony Pictures Releasing/Netflix – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)

On 21 April 2022, my movie watch was the 2021 Netflix-released, Columbia/Sony-produced, computer-animated movie Wish Dragon, written and directed by Chris Appelhans, and which I absolutely loved!!

Think Aladdin, but with a pink wise-cracking Oriental ancient teapot-inhabiting dragon who grants a poor Chinese boy named Din three wishes (but cannot make the girl he loves fall in love with him) instead of a blue wise-cracking Middle Eastern ancient lamp-inhabiting genie who grants a poor Arabian boy named Aladdin three wishes (but cannot make the girl he loves fall in love with him) and you have the central plot of this immensely funny film, set in modern-day Shanghai, but there are plenty of novel twists and turns along the way too.

Its palette of dazzling colours and its fast & furious pace mean that you can't take your eyes off the screen, literally! As I've mentioned before, my test of how much I enjoy a movie is how many times I look at my watch or clock – the more times I look, the less I'm liking it. At the end of this 98-min movie, I realised that I had never once looked at my watch or clock!

This was no doubt also due in no small way to the ceaseless flow of highly humorous but blink-and-you'll-miss-them sight gags, holding your attention in a vice-like grip throughout. My personal favourites were Long the Wish Dragon (voiced drily by John Cho) riding inside a car (a taxi, to be precise) for the first time in his 1000-year existence and sticking his head out of the window with tongue lolling manically exactly like dogs do (see photo-still at the end of this review); and Long drinking thirstily out of a toilet, again just like dogs do...until he discovers what toilets are actually used for! Incidentally, in the Mandarin Chinese dub of Wish Dragon, Long is voiced by none other than Jackie Chan, who is also one of this movie's producers (another one is Aron Walker, who famously produced the Shrek movies). And Long's full name is Long Zhu, which is Mandarin for Wish Dragon.

As in Aladdin, Wish Dragon also includes some poignant scenes amid the slapstick. Notable among these is when Long's young but noble master, poverty-stricken young student Din Song (voiced when a youth by Jimmy Wong, by Ian Chen when a child), reveals to him that there are more important, worthwhile things in life – such as family and friendship – than the wealth and power that Long's previous nine masters had all craved.

In particular, Din clings tenaciously to his happy memories of joyful times spent with his childhood best friend Li Na Wang (Natasha Liu Bordizzo). She originally lived with her father Mr Wang (Will Yun Lee) in the same humble run-down neighbourhood where Din still lives with his elderly mother Mrs Song (Constance Wu), but she was abruptly taken away by her father 10 years ago to a much more upmarket area where she has subsequently grown up to become a world-famous model with an exceedingly affluent lifestyle. Even though she now inhabits a very different social world, one that is ostensibly unattainable by him, Din has never stopped missing Li Na, and now that he has a bona fide wish dragon to magically provide him with whatever he chooses or needs, surely there must be some way for him to re-enter her life on an equal footing and restore their friendship?

Unfortunately, however, as Din swiftly discovers, there is also the inconvenient but not inconsiderable matter of staying one step ahead of a very persistent, pernicious band of violent villains intent upon stealing the teapot, and thence Long, for their mysterious employer, whose identity turns out to be a major surprise…

Wish Dragon is an excellent feel-good movie, with John Cho's Long a suavely sardonic yet truly hilarious tour de force throughout, ably augmented by Jimmy Wong's/Ian Chen's Din as an immensely likeable, honorable underdog, sometimes naïve but always noble, whom you root for from the very first moment he appears on screen.

Although it took me ages to track down this enchanting film's official English-dubbed DVD, it was well worth the wait, because Wish Dragon is one animated movie that I'll definitely be rewatching. And if you want to find out what it's like to deal with a dragon of the wish-fulfillment variety, be sure to click here to watch an official Wish Dragon trailer on YouTube.

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Long enjoying his first car journey – photo-still from Wish Dragon (© Chris Appelhans/Columbia Pictures/Sony Pictures Animation/Tencent Pictures/Beijing Sparkle Roll Media Corporation/Base FX/Flagship Entertainment Group/Boss Collaboration/Cultural Investment Holdings/Industrial Light & Magic/Sony Pictures Releasing/Netflix – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review purposes only)